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Niqo Niqo Nii~
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I destroy your retaliation with unfunny interviews!
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for all seasons
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 Haw haw.
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Pure joy
Join Date: Nov 2003
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The real Chuck Norris facts
Can be found here* only you don't speak German so just read on. * Chuck Norris is an aging action movie star who for some reason is worshipped like a god by kids on the internet * Chuck Norris can't even do a roundhouse kick anymore (osteoporosis) *When Chuck Norris is hit by a car, he has to go to the hospital *Chuck Norris enjoys reading Flaubert and is also fond of Julian Barnes' intelligent essays about Flaubert *When Chuck Norris goes hunting for bears, he prefers to stay at home *Chuck Norris has played in a lot of crap movies, which today are all rightly forgotten *Chuck Norris isn't much better equipped in the bathing suit area than other gentlemen *Once Chuck Norris actually hit someone with a roundhouse kick while filming a crap movie - an extra and accidentally. The man sued Chuck Norris for compensation, naturally won the case and got a lot of money from Chuck Norris *Chuck Norris has become religious in his old age and even denies evolution (idiot) *When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, he goes blind *Chuck Norris is really fed up with all the fuss around him *When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he thrashes around and screams like a girl (can't swim) *Chuck Norris has lost all joy in killing a long time ago *http://titanic-magazin.de/40.html?&tx_ttnews[tt_news]=1706&tx_ttnews[backPid]=3&cHash=67fb5dae0a , the link doesn't work in tags also copy and paste the entire thing in your browser, sheesh :p Last edited by Meister; 08-20-2007 at 02:35 AM. |
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08-20-2007, 02:13 AM
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I'm getting a "no news ID given" error on that website of your's, Meister.
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08-20-2007, 02:19 AM
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besides, we all know Vin Diesel can beat Chuck.
Here's at least one true thing about Vin Diesel: If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel, you get "I End Lives."
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08-20-2007, 02:36 AM
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Pure joy
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08-20-2007, 10:34 AM
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lol i dont even know
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08-20-2007, 01:47 PM
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...Really?
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08-20-2007, 05:40 PM
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lol i dont even know
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Art depicts reality, in most cases, although sometimes it's the other way around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw
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