I hate pants. also showering.

[Red Mage Black]

Originally Posted by Krylo

'Cause, regardless of how pretty I look in skirts/dresses, the breezes in all the wrong places are just kinda uncomfortable.

I find that picture mildly disturbing yet I feel I've seen it somewhere before... and yes you look really good in a skirt.

Back on topic, shorts inside and pants outside? Shouldn't be too much of a hassle to switch between each unless you're in a hurry.

[Rygar]

Originally Posted by Zilla

sig'd so hard.

Personally, I prefered the part about Science Jesus

[Zilla]

It shifts the focus onto me though, this is fifth's moment.

[neyo the king]

Showers...

I'm with you, comrade. Let us attempt to outlaw showers in this country.

Baths are better anyway.

Pants, on the other hand, must stay, I'm afraid. There are alot of people in this world I would never, ever like to see pants-less.

[Mesden]

Baths? How is stewing in your own filth better than washing it down a drain?

Baths are like the most disgusting thing ever. The only use they have is for like, hottubbing, which doesn't matter because if you're in a hot tub chances are it's gonna get nasty anyhow.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Mesden

if you're in a hot tub chances are it's gonna get nasty anyhow.

Sounds like you're into my kinda hottubbin'! We should hook up some time.

[Torque]

Bah, a fie on you all. I swear to god pants were designed SOLELY by the soulless minions of orthodoxy to dominate us all with their injury inducing designs!
On the bathing front tho, again, I state I'm not against Personal Hygeine. Certainly not. I AM however, against anything that requires me to lather my body in harsh alkali chemicals whilst standing under a blast of hot H2O with suction cups on my feet.
They simply need to design some sort of device that gets people clean without all the chemicals and hot water.

[42PETUNIAS]

What do you mean "harsh alkali chemicals"? I use soap. Also, fuck hot water. Cold showers are the best way to wake up ever.

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Krylo

Sounds like you're into my kinda hottubbin'! We should hook up some time.

Unless you're 5, there is no other kind of hottubbing.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

All I can say if you throw out your pants do not attempt to replace them with barrels.
Never again....