Village Mafia - Page 8

Nayno · 10-07-2007, 07:25 PM

Ah... maybe you're right. There's a reference to another childhood friend in there. So it must be referring to the guild. Which is silly because we discussed no such letter.

Demetrius · 10-07-2007, 07:26 PM

Do you mind sharing? If there are similarities in the tone etc maybe we can get someone...

Silly Kitty · 10-07-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Dear. Mrs Blacksmith,

Please learn to cook worth a damn. Your husband shouldn't have to seek Soylent Green for self-nurishment you worthless hooker. Obviously you're just a Gold Digger after his money.

Your Concerned Fellow Citizens,
Anonymous

=(! Makes me very sad...

Demetrius · 10-07-2007, 07:36 PM

Ok, that one seems to be from a different person.

Pink Bunny · 10-07-2007, 08:08 PM

Hmm. How interesting. I just got a letter too.
It wasn't from the concerned citizens, though.

It was from the concerned psychopath who apparently thinks I am the concerned citizens. Ellipses? Please. I'm a better writer than that.

And its Dear Person,

Not Dear. Person,

Learn some grammar. Its good for you.

So if it makes you feel better Demetrius, you aren't the only one who's threatened to be Night Killed tonight.

Silly Kitty · 10-07-2007, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anon

Had I known you were alone, that you needed someone so much... I would've done something for you, been someone, instead you pushed me, you've left me out of your life your focus on Demetrius kept you from seeing what we could've been.

How could you miss me sitting next to you on the swings each day?

Now you will pay the price as well... I'm sorry.

I just got this one too. Seems like the same person as Demetrius. It seems whoever sent me the first letter sent my husband a letter. It was really funny but really mean too...

Pink Bunny · 10-07-2007, 08:11 PM

Yep, that's the letter I got SK.

Captain Combustible · 10-07-2007, 08:12 PM

I think its probably just b_real laughing as he sends threatening PMs to people.

Tendronai · 10-07-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymous

Dear. Mr. Blacksmith,

Rumor has it your wife the other night was out back playing with Lunaknight's pitchfork. We can assure you that it wasn't pronged, and she enjoyed every inch of it. We only send you this warning because we know how much you cherish your relationship, but perhaps, just perhaps, your wife deserves a good beating for her misdeeds.

But who knows. Maybe the deranged whore would like that.

Your Concerned Fellow Citizens,
Anonymous

My lovely letter. Clearly it was a farmer, since they used pitchfork as some sort of slang!

Man, who would have thought that anonymous letters could possibly go wrong?

Demetrius · 10-07-2007, 08:15 PM

You know what would make life simpler, VOTE: B_real

10-07-2007, 07:25 PM	#71
Nayno The Double Negative Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 198	Ah... maybe you're right. There's a reference to another childhood friend in there. So it must be referring to the guild. Which is silly because we discussed no such letter. __________________ My NPF Mafia Record Games played: 12 (6/4/2) Wins: 2 town, 4 cult, 0 mafia, 0 self-aligned Highlights: Totally Rigged Mafia - Mafiate, cult-aligned, sole survivor Warcraft Mafia - Serial Killer, self-aligned, died night 5

10-07-2007, 07:26 PM	#72
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	Do you mind sharing? If there are similarities in the tone etc maybe we can get someone... __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

10-07-2007, 07:36 PM	#74
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	Ok, that one seems to be from a different person. __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

10-07-2007, 08:15 PM	#80
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	You know what would make life simpler, VOTE: B_real __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

10-07-2007, 08:08 PM	#75
Pink Bunny Shyguy Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 100	Hmm. How interesting. I just got a letter too. It wasn't from the concerned citizens, though. It was from the concerned psychopath who apparently thinks I am the concerned citizens. Ellipses? Please. I'm a better writer than that. And its Dear Person, Not Dear. Person, Learn some grammar. Its good for you. So if it makes you feel better Demetrius, you aren't the only one who's threatened to be Night Killed tonight.

10-07-2007, 08:11 PM	#77
Pink Bunny Shyguy Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 100	Yep, that's the letter I got SK.

10-07-2007, 08:12 PM	#78
Captain Combustible Can't spell.... or count Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 27	I think its probably just b_real laughing as he sends threatening PMs to people.