Those crappy little fake game names - Page 5

Herr Doktor · 02-08-2008, 09:04 AM

Fatal weight loss: Special edition.
The Great CHOCOBO (IT'S TOPICAL!)- Collector's edition.
Beautiful banjo hero. Now with 16% fewer teeth.
Fruity kangaroo in space. No comment on this one.
Nasty Shaving Ignition. Reminds me of the time when i filled a pringles can with oxypropane, pointed it at my face and threw a match in. Yeah, as alternatives to shaving go, that's one of the worst ones. I shave with a straight razor i made myself now though.

Masaki-kun · 02-08-2008, 09:31 AM

I got Satan's Yoga Plus. My back hurts thinking about it.

Yrcrazypa · 02-08-2008, 10:23 PM

Geriatric Sloth Boxing. Best game EVER!

I want it. I can picture it now. You hit the punch button. 20 seconds later the punch starts to go. Very very slowly. The opponent hits the dodge button, 20 seconds later he gets hit, and then he dodges 5 seconds after that. It would be great.

Dauntasa · 02-08-2008, 10:35 PM

Lord of The Batman Knights: If only it were real...
Unremarkable Sailboat Siege: Sailboat Sieges actually sound quite interesting. But I guess they aren't.
Soviet Viking Domination: Berserkers and Communists: Together at last.

bluestarultor · 02-08-2008, 11:18 PM

Ninja Sex Blast. Eeeewwwwww!
Angry WWII Brothers. Angry at the Nazis or each other?
Explosive Princess Training. This won't end well.
Gothic Motorcycle Knights. Bikers! With makeup! And armor!
Micheal Jackson's Bible Vengeance. Errrrr...
Creepy Sewer Beatdown. Your GP, or your HP.
African Tetris Expert. All the shapes are animals, and you play a computer.
Occult Pokemon Hunter. We shall now use Charizard to burn this Pikachu to Ash.
Donkey Kong's Manlove Power. I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that.
Hardcore Pirate Oppression. Viking attack, anyone?
The Secret Weapon of the Piano Alpha. The "brown note."
Retarded Rabbit Derby. Rayman spinoff.
Galactic Driving - Collector's Edition. I want!
Occult Nudist Basketball. Mah brain-eyes! I think that's enough for now.

Edit: Just one more. Musical Demon Punch-Out! It sounds good.

guyy · 02-09-2008, 03:53 AM

Nostalgic Sniper Rampage: And you thought reactionaries were bad.
Nudist Bubble - The Movie: Um...moving on...
My Little Surgery Warrior: This sounds rather unpleasant.
Miracle Mushroom 64: Mario?
Save Yourself from the Breakdancing in the Magic Kingdom: That's quite a mouthful. Bizarre, too.
Revenge of Monster Truck Police: Instead of giving you a ticket, they turn your car into a metal pancake.
Explosive Night School: When morning people go psychotic.
Unstoppable Squirrel - Collector's Edition: What's trying to stop it? Ants?
Psycho Tricycle of the Damned: Behold, the Devil's...tricycle.
Save Yourself from the Cardboard Trivia: Is there some hidden, sinister, cardboard-related truth?
The Muppets Spatula Experience: Hopefully, this is just idiotic and not something worse.
Nighttime Landmine Runner: Run fast.
Inappropriate Rabbit 2000: Eeeeehhhh...what's up &#$%?
Battle Porn For Kids: ...I'd better stop now.
Emo Transvestite Pioneer: ...I really should have stopped then.

02-08-2008, 09:04 AM	#41
Herr Doktor It's actually eating my thumb. Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 192	Fatal weight loss: Special edition. The Great CHOCOBO (IT'S TOPICAL!)- Collector's edition. Beautiful banjo hero. Now with 16% fewer teeth. Fruity kangaroo in space. No comment on this one. Nasty Shaving Ignition. Reminds me of the time when i filled a pringles can with oxypropane, pointed it at my face and threw a match in. Yeah, as alternatives to shaving go, that's one of the worst ones. I shave with a straight razor i made myself now though. __________________ Herr Doktor has left the NPF. KTHXBAI No, really, I tried, but i don't like this place. 'S been fun, guys.

02-08-2008, 10:23 PM	#43
Yrcrazypa Not your babies daddy Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 491	Geriatric Sloth Boxing. Best game EVER! I want it. I can picture it now. You hit the punch button. 20 seconds later the punch starts to go. Very very slowly. The opponent hits the dodge button, 20 seconds later he gets hit, and then he dodges 5 seconds after that. It would be great. __________________ Killer of threads.

02-08-2008, 10:35 PM	#44
Dauntasa Goddamn Commie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Riding the Midnight Express to Slate City Posts: 492	Lord of The Batman Knights: If only it were real... Unremarkable Sailboat Siege: Sailboat Sieges actually sound quite interesting. But I guess they aren't. Soviet Viking Domination: Berserkers and Communists: Together at last.

02-09-2008, 03:53 AM	#46
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	Nostalgic Sniper Rampage: And you thought reactionaries were bad. Nudist Bubble - The Movie: Um...moving on... My Little Surgery Warrior: This sounds rather unpleasant. Miracle Mushroom 64: Mario? Save Yourself from the Breakdancing in the Magic Kingdom: That's quite a mouthful. Bizarre, too. Revenge of Monster Truck Police: Instead of giving you a ticket, they turn your car into a metal pancake. Explosive Night School: When morning people go psychotic. Unstoppable Squirrel - Collector's Edition: What's trying to stop it? Ants? Psycho Tricycle of the Damned: Behold, the Devil's...tricycle. Save Yourself from the Cardboard Trivia: Is there some hidden, sinister, cardboard-related truth? The Muppets Spatula Experience: Hopefully, this is just idiotic and not something worse. Nighttime Landmine Runner: Run fast. Inappropriate Rabbit 2000: Eeeeehhhh...what's up &#$%? Battle Porn For Kids: ...I'd better stop now. Emo Transvestite Pioneer: ...I really should have stopped then.