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Unread 02-09-2008, 06:02 PM   #21
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That is an issue. Do you have a hair clipper? Careful application of that can cut things down to size after a scissors. And any scissor will do. Including the kind that you give kids after they're old enough to complain that safety scissors don't actually cut anything.


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Unread 02-09-2008, 06:46 PM   #22
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Well yeah, I have a pair of dull kitchen scissors used to cut anything from paper to plastic, but they're kind of unwieldy, besides, if I really need to get cleanly shaven, I can always buy a proper hair-clipper.
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Unread 02-10-2008, 07:14 AM   #23
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Here's an update on my face. Since yesterday, the cuts have scabbed over much more, and i can see them clearly now. There's 3 on my chin, and 4 at the corner of my jawbone, (right near my jugular vein! eep!), with a couple of shallow ones in between.
I can only make it sharper while i'm waiting for them to heal, and try again...
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Unread 02-10-2008, 08:01 AM   #24
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You're sure you want to make it sharper then?
You already almost cut your jugular. =P
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Unread 02-10-2008, 10:30 AM   #25
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Never.....sharp....ENOUGH
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Unread 02-10-2008, 10:44 AM   #26
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It'll be so sharp that, as it goes through the jugular, the heat from the friction caused by the air speeding around the blade so fast will cauterize the wound and - maybe even - fuse it shut.
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Unread 02-10-2008, 12:47 PM   #27
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That'll be even worse than a cut jugular. Imagine the blood building up.
A true blood geyser. XD
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Unread 02-10-2008, 01:22 PM   #28
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Unread 02-10-2008, 01:54 PM   #29
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I use 3 Schick razors each with 3 blades. I rotate them so that one isn't always used and doesn't recieve constant water damage and rusting. In addition to this, I use Gillette Shaving cream with moisturizer because I find the shave to me smother that way. I also try not to let my facial hair grow out to long. The longer the facial hair gets, the more difficult it is to shave it off, so every 2-3 days i need to shave if I want to avoid getting cuts.

However, I really must try a shower shave at one point in the near future...
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Unread 02-10-2008, 02:36 PM   #30
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Not even scissors? Of any kind? Even a straight razor struggles with thick, dense hair.
For that sort of hair I hold it out and use the barber shaver on my electric razor to get rid of it. Then I finish up with the flat edges.

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ok, forget what i said.

Also a mach 3 user here. Shaving as a take my bath. Sure i dont have a mirror to look at, but man! It gets Smooth!... the FACE... the face gets smooth!
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