Return of Let's Play FF6: The Bride of Let's Play FF6

[Amake]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

I love that one and I've had it on my iPod for like, ever. Not sure how to work it in so I can link it, though.

Me neither, I suggest everyone just downloads it. And listens to it for a week straight or so.

[Kerensky287]

LAST EPISODE:

Empire attacks Doma. Leo in charge. Empire BITES. Leo leaves. Kefka gets dangerous.

THIS EPISODE:

Well, you'll just have to wait and see! (Spoiler: Everyone in Doma dies except like, 2 people.)

And... GO.



The heroes take a heroic step into the light to say bad things to this creepy clown man!









Okay, WOW. I didn't expect that. If I hadn't levelled up like crazy this guy might have actually been a threat.



But he isn't.



...Umm, okay, I'm pretty sure this picture originally said "AHNULD: Wait, Kefka!"

Not sure why it didn't show up.





No, you look like a showgirl.



"His name was Kefka, he was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there...."



We chase him through a field of robots.



Kefka's legs are designed for dancing, not running.



We have to fight him again.

Speaking of which, AHNULD has learned some new Blitz techniques, and Big Mac keeps bugging me to use this one.



Rising Phoenix, in which AHNULD clones himself a bunch of times, lights them on fire, and throws them at people!



I don't use it all that often because it sucks.



It's still enough to make Kefka run away, though.





When he says "next time", he isn't implying that he's going to fight again anytime soon.



I'm still mystified as to how this guy managed to split into 4 people... maybe he's a monk, too?

That doesn't explain why they aren't on fire though.



By the way, Razor Wind is like 3 billion times better than Rising Phoenix.





While we're busy with those guys, Kefka gets up to his nefarious tricks again.

Somewhere in the galaxy, Obi-Wan Kenobi gets a massive headache.



How is it that he managed to turn the entire river purple? Maybe it's like one of those bath thingies that changes the water colour... Bath Beads, or something? They also tend to make the water smell nice. So Kefka's just sprucing up the landscape.

Except, oh right, the bath beads are poisonous.





"It's pretty cool, actually. There are all these flaming bodies everywhere."





"That smell... no!"





"AROMATHERAPYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyy...." *thump*



"Some kind of... airborne death Kool-aid!"



"We agreed on no chemical warfare!"



Quest Accepted!



...Crap.



Quest Accepted!



Quest Failed.



Quest Failed.



...Baby killing? Isn't that a little... mature for this kind of game?







"And soon to be DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"



I love how they're freaking out more due to the appearance of this one random guy than the group - including a ninja - attacking their GENERAL.





"Hey, what's up?"





...Jerk.



By the way, Silly's got another special thing: sometimes, when an enemy attacks him, his dog absorbs the attack and fights back. It's pretty rare, though.



And with good reason.



Mr. Thou promptly runs off to fight more fodder. I guess he's just bored. Oh well, let's leave him to his own devices.



The water appears to have returned to normal.

...By the way, why did everybody in the castle die EXCEPT Thou and the guy he was talking to?

Whatever. Let's leave the camp.



...I can't.

Oh! Maybe Thou is having this problem as well!





After some short fights...









Stop whining!



This is going to get old fast if we don't do something.



Oh, right! The armoured suits!



"Sir Ahhhnuuuuuld.... I don't wanna ride the robot..."





"Sir Ahhhhnuuuuuld!"







"Sir Ahhhhhhnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuld!!!!!! I can't control my robot!!!!"



"Sir Ahhhhhnuuuuld! I'm going the wrong way!"

Rather than sort him out, we just follow him.



Oh no! Enemies.

Well, guess what?



I'M IN A FUCKING ROBOT AGAIN!!!



BEOTCH!

...Though I gotta say, Fire Beam has lost its appeal now that I do as much damage normally as it does.

Also... Ifrit goo. Eww.



"You don't necessarily have to come with me."





Nothing Thou has to say is important at all.



Goodbye, random stretch of sand in the middle of nowhere!



Wait! Silly!



...What the hell?! That dickhole! He just left!

...What am I going to do with all these shurikens now...?



Here's the forest Thou was talking about.



I'm sure there's nothing suspicious about it at all.



See? A health pond!

...A stagnant health pond, but a functional one nonetheless!

Further into the forest...



...what the hell?



"They got all gummed up with soldiers throwing themselves at them."



...Survivors? I'm pretty sure this forest is far enough away from the poison gas thingy that nobody was affected. I'm pretty sure AHNULD just loves trains.

"Train, train, take us away... take us away, far away..."



"Sir Ahhhhhnuuuuld! This train is eeeeeviiiiil!"



1) How does Thou know it's the Phantom Train?

2) WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THEY GOT ON THE TRAIN?!









Why not, I dunno, jump over the railing?



"As much as I love train rides - and I do..."



"We're gonna have to blow it up."



Ghost train is full of ghosts.



Some of them are friendly, some of them not so much.

..."Howdy Folks"?



I think there's a chance I may need an extra one of these sometime up ahead.



Some ghosts join you by the way.



Others fight you!



I now present to you... Thou's best Bushido! (It's only number 4, but still...)

Quatro Slash Flurry!







He beats up the ghosts with extreme prejudice and would do the same to everyone else.

I love the random flashes of light, too.



I don't know, AHNULD. I just don't know.


Will our heroes get off the stupid train? Will Thou stop his goddamned whining? Will we FINALLY meet Gau in the next episode?

The answer to all of these is "Probably"!



...Eh, why the hell not.

[Amake]

Allow me to be the first to say, laffo.

Also, heres some fun figures about Blitzes:
Blitz Power Physical Ignores Def.
Pummel 110 Yes Yes
Aurabolt 68 No No
Suplex 180 Yes Yes
Fire Dance 42 No No
Mantra 1 No Yes
Air Blade 78 No No
Spiraler 200 No Yes
Bum Rush 128 No Yes

What all this means is that, since most of the Blitzes do magic damage, the best items to put on AHNULD is actually a couple of earrings.

[Lord Setheris]

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Allow me to be the first to say, laffo.

Also, heres some fun figures about Blitzes:
Blitz Power Physical Ignores Def.
Pummel 110 Yes Yes
Aurabolt 68 No No
Suplex 180 Yes Yes
Fire Dance 42 No No
Mantra 1 No Yes
Air Blade 78 No No
Spiraler 200 No Yes
Bum Rush 128 No Yes

What all this means is that, since most of the Blitzes do magic damage, the best items to put on AHNULD is actually a couple of earrings.

Earings... on AHNULD?

You speak blasphemy sir. I'm going to get my Strago to cast quick, then cast forcefields until every form of elemental magic is negated, then I'm going to cast white wind to cure the entire party who were pointlessly damaged during my incompetent defensive strategy, then I'm going to cast Grand Delta or whatever its called while screaming "I B MAGUS DARK MATTER WHEEEE" at you, followed by L3. Muddle, L4. Flare, L5. Doom, ?? Reflect, L?. Pearl, and just to be REALLY old school, even a L2. Old on you, followed by Death Claw, Emission, and Goblin Punch (BM version of course), then I will of course cast Traveler, Aero, Aqua Breath, and finally a Quasar since it is without a doubt the coolest looking spell EVER. Then I fill AMAZE you by casting Fusion (pep-up), and self-destruct on the same party member at the same time, causing them mysteriously explode to full health! MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE BLUE MAGICS IS UNRIVALED YOU HEATHEN! Now back off before I bust out Bad Breath.

To summarize, I fucking love the Lore spells.
I'd marry Quasar if I could.

Also: Name for Gau:
Lolita or Pedo

[CelesJessa]

Bravo. I'm finding this Let's PLay to be rather amusing. ^^

...By the way, why did everybody in the castle die EXCEPT Thou and the guy he was talking to?

Yep, and apparently, judging by the apparent time lapses, everyone else in the castle went to get a nice cool drink of water at the same time as soon as it turned purple.

And for the record, Kefka's profile whenever he talks kind of freaks me out. I mean, I KNOW he looked like a freak, but at least when it was just his sprite I could pretend he didn't probably look and sound like a child molester.

In other news, I still support Gau as You

[Cid Highwind]

Wow. They really screwed up the dialog in this one, didnt they?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Rising Phoenix for the win Bitch.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Big Mac

Rising Phoenix

I liked it better as Fire Dance.

[CelesJessa]

Originally Posted by FenrisWolf

I liked it better as Fire Dance.

It made more sense to me that way too. I mean, fire automatically equals pheonix?

Plus it makes "Me like dancing, you good leader" all the more meaningful.

[Satan's Onion]

This is all great, except for one thing. You missed the rich potential for sexual innuendo in AHNULD's comment about "hav[ing] an entire regiment down their throats". Really, now--am I going to have to root out and giggle over all the potential double-entendres in this game? Being immature is such hard work.

editaga:

Originally Posted by Lord Setheris

Also: Name for Gau:
Lolita or Pedo

Silly Lord Setheris! "Lolita" should be Relm's name :p .

I still favor "Spunky" for Gau, however.