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Unread 07-22-2008, 01:43 PM   #2071
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Some people are really, really creepy, I guess.

Though, on the mom, I'm happy for her and her son. More parents should try it, though I think it may have been a tad safer to, to borrow her phrase, be a "mommy private eye."
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Unread 07-22-2008, 02:13 PM   #2072
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Man called pervert for taking pictures of his kids

So this guy has a camera and he's taking pictures of his own kids in a public park and now he's a pedophile with a kiddie fetish website. Awesome. Good job, world.
We live in a culture that fosters ridiculous amounts of fear and seems hellbent on assuming the worst in everyone, when in reality, more than 99% of us are good, decent people.
I'd honestly rather live in a world where the 99% of us who are good, decent people didn't have to deal with overzealous PC bullshit, even if it let the 1% of assholes get away with a little bit more, than live in a world where our rights are clamped down on us to the point where good teachers and doctors and parents can no longer do a damned thing for fear of being sued. Frankly, we can't stop the <1% of society from committing crimes anyway. We might as well at least assume the best for the rest of us and let teachers, you know, hug children they teach and care about and let doctors treat illnesses and let parents be parents to their children, even out in public places.
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Unread 07-22-2008, 02:59 PM   #2073
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Purity Balls: Still motherfucking creepy.



They give Dad a key to his daughter's vagina. I mean what the hell.
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I would make for kinky premarital sex though.
I thought the exact same thing RT.

And Yea, I read that in Time yesterday. I was just like "So um....when does the errrr...'dancing'...happen?" Cause we all know that dancing is just a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

And then there's also that one picture of that creepy girl makin eyes at the creepy old man
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Unread 07-22-2008, 03:17 PM   #2074
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When I read "purity balls," I was thinking of something else entirely... >.>
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Unread 07-22-2008, 04:21 PM   #2075
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Unread 07-22-2008, 04:28 PM   #2076
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Unread 07-22-2008, 08:36 PM   #2077
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Then Randy and his friend Kevin Moore stand in front of the cross, holding up two large swords, points crossed. Fathers and daughters process beneath the swords to kneel; the girls place a white rose at the base of the cross while the fathers offer a quiet blessing.
There's something to be said about not wanting your daughter to be a whore, but that's just crazy.

If the dances really help families connect, that's fine, but I'm gonna find the nearest exit once swords are drawn.
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Unread 07-23-2008, 12:23 AM   #2078
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Unread 07-23-2008, 01:09 AM   #2079
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Man tries to super glue himself to British Prime Minister.

Damnit, attempting to glue myself to an important political figure was my idea! I mean, I could still try to do it, but now it just wouldn't be the same...
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Unread 07-23-2008, 01:24 AM   #2080
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Imagine being that guy and realizing that a) super glue isn't all it's cracked up to be, b) subsequently your plan isn't going to work and c) you realized that too late, you already started your plan and now you're the center of attention, the British Prime Minister and all his staff are staring at you vaguely confused, and you'll have to come up with a way to extract yourself from the situation without further embarrassment in the next .5 seconds.

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