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10-18-2008, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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I have a question.
Umm, goomba? What?
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10-18-2008, 05:31 PM
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Burn.
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Yeah...I was wondering about that as well.
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10-22-2008, 09:45 AM
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Ara ara!
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GODDAMNED DRACULA
Hello people. I, I came back. As you may remember, last update ended with Dracula effortlessly killing The Kid during a cutscene. Fortunately, it seems there is a way to avoid this. First some other business. Quote:
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10-22-2008, 12:56 PM
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Keeper of the new
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Wait, shouldn't the ribbon protect from other instant death effects such as everything in the whole game and everything's mother and everything's mothers' dogs?
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10-22-2008, 01:02 PM
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Making it happen.
Join Date: Mar 2004
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10-22-2008, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Some call it hell; I call it home.
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10-31-2008, 08:34 AM
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Ara ara!
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE ROAD TO THE GUY!
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Anyway, to clear up a few other points, a wineglass is still a wineglass no matter what you put in it and Dracula really is unbeatable, so everything from him turning into a Waddle-Dee onwards has been falsified for your edification. So with Dracula 'defeated and dead forever', we move onwards to open the way to The Guy!  OH GOD FLOATING HEADS!  Yes, it's opening!  A monument to the Kid's triumph!  And then it goes away... Into the pit that once killed you but now no longer does!  Ah, The Road to The Guy. Soon I will be shooting The Guy with bullets and Grandfather The Guy will be avenged! I WILL BE THE GUY!  Only ten thousand kilometers to go! Don't think I don't see you up there The Moon, waiting...  You didn't think it would just be cruising along in The Kid's new ride, did you?  Those twenty-five hundred kilometers just flew by.  AAA! Fish! Fortunately, the only danger they pose is knocking you off the cart. Which kills you if you fall behind. You can't catch up on foot - that's what the slide rails are for. Momentum's a little weird on the Road. Sometimes I wonder what horror lurks in the darkness past the screen's edge. A grue?  There's something fishy going on.  Unfortunately, I was a little slow on getting a screenshot so you miss out on the utterly fantastic obstacle course I just had to go through.  BULLETS?! And a single touch will kill. No hopping along them this time. My only friends... HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?  Only five thousand kilometers to go! My, looks like there will be some climbing ahead.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yes, sometimes the cart is tipped on its side and it will send you to your doom. What, you were expecting your transport to not kill you? How quaint. EVEN BULLETS HAVE BETRAYED ME! NOTHING IS SACRED ANY MORE!  Ah, the inevitability of your attempt upon my life is almost a comfort to me, spikes.  I make it look easy. It's not.  WE'RE ON THE HOME STRETCH! ACCELERATE!  Warning! Path ahead may contain insurmountable barriers to progression!  No puny barriers can stop me! I AM COMING FOR YOU, THE GUY! GAROOOOO!  This road doesn't go on on forever.  I've done it! I am at The Castle of The Guy! ... Where is it?  So The Moon, you've come to avenge Dracula? I'll defeat you like I 'defeated' him!  I'm not afraid, I'll take you down! I'll shoot you like a bastard!  Oh no, it's happening again...  AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! How will the Kid get out of this one? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE RETURN OF THE MOON?!
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10-31-2008, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Colorado
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No force of the world can defeat the moon!
RUN KID RUN!
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10-31-2008, 12:55 PM
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Just That Good
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Well, look on the bright side.
... There are no werewolves in IWBTG.
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11-01-2008, 09:35 PM
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Zettai Hero
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A figment of my own imagination
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Makes ya wish ya had some magical masks and the ability to go back three days, huh?
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