It Lives!!!!

[Donomni]

1000th post in this thread, and the Kirbiness? Win.

That guy's work is always pretty damn awesome, too.

[Zilla]

Pasting from FSS.

there were some funny warning signs attributed to the DSi.


Do not set the DSi upright inside a microwave.


The DSi does not require large keys to operate.


Do not wipe your DSi while taking medication to treat your disembodied hand symptoms.


The DSi comes with a ghost version, included on the backside near the L button.


Don't let grandmother use cartridges as cauliflower serving platters.


The DSi is not a door for GameBoy Snowmen on the way to the incinerator.


DSi comes NEW with Glory Hole Simulator for disembodied hands! (Use protection!)



The DSi announces its dead pixels for convenience.


Under no circumstances should you allow the color red into your DSi.


The DSi is not GoldenEye. Keep your death satellite activation keys away.


Do not allow the strings to break. If you see a string breaking, you must discipline it.


Do not turn the DSi on or off. It will activate and deactivate as it sees fit.


The DSi is not a petri-dish.


Do not agitate enlarged paramecia on the DSi.


Despite our best efforts, the DSi does not accurately depict the Dow Jones Industrial stock price.


If you are Deathstrike, do not use the DSi to generate static electricity.


Electricity generated by pressing the stylus into the bottom screen may disrupt the hinges between the screens. Use one hand at a time.


Using tools may generate a static discharge.


The DSi has too short of range to be used as an effective flail.


The DSi is not a nail clipper.


The DSi must not be pushed down into the pocket, it must remain visible at all times.


The DSi is not a criminal suspect, do not interrogate with eye-pressure torture.


For the power adapter to work, keep your hand pressed into the backside.


do not use paperclips to pry the power adapter from the wall.


Gangstas with bling must use the top outlet.


Do not let the octopus cradle your power cords.


Do not grow daisies from broken power cords.


Move the outlet into the power adapter for maximum efficiency.


The power adapter may shine if exposed to certain fabrics.


The power adapter is not an effects pedal.


The power adapter is not a Jack-o-lantern.


The power adapter is not an incinerator destroying flail.


Do not practice bondage with your DSi.


The power cord is not a garrote wire.


Do not use talking outlets.


If your car asks for a DSi, replace it's rear left tire.


Do not practice latent telekinetic powers with the DSi.


Do not let PigPen make tea near your DSi.


No round-trips with the DSi.


KITTY~!


Steering Wheel Attachment (not included) is no substitute for a real driver.


Do not use DSi's near important buildings.


Pilots, beware of flying DSi.


Bent styluses may scratch the DSi.


Do not handle leaking recycled batteries with your left hand.


Do not use the DSi while drinking coffee.


Do not practice being Cyclops with DSi cartridges.


This is not proper procedure for activating the shoulder buttons.


Do not make dramatic gestures with your left hand.


The DSi is not a kebob.


Do not practice snake charming with the power adapter.


The paintbucket tool is not to be used on the DSi, only Nintendo approved skins and decals may be applied to the DSi.


The DSi is not scavenger food.


honestly... What kind of idiot ARE you?


Do not attack the DSi display model.


Keep the battery away from the power adapter.


Being angsty is rude.


Dead people are A-ok to play!


If you get the feeling to imitate the the steam from your morning coffee, do it!


Ignoring the elderly is a good idea.

[Odjn]

Government regulations.

Also, choosing handles for secret emails.

http://gawker.com/5051193/sarah-palins-personal-emails

[Squall Leonhart]

Originally Posted by Viridis

We had a group with those once! I assumed it was a sociological thing.

Is it actually a viral craze sweeping the nation, dark and sinister?

EDIT: Found a Wikipedia page. They say they're random acts of kindness but they come off a little creepy. Or would if it was a single person. I saw a big group here.[...]

I got to do that for my ethics class too. So, it seems it's all the rage now.

[russianreversal]

Originally Posted by Patrat

http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2008-09-14.gif

I think I've found a new avatar!

[Regulus Tera]

[Adrian Faust]

I hated that so much.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

GODAMN I HATE THAT OWL SO MUCH!

[Zilla]

A guy bowls a 300 game and dies

How's that for filling out the bucket list?

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Escaped cheetahs cause chaos on plane!

Eh, it's not as exciting as it sounds.

I'm sorry, but what I first thought of when I read the text from your post was this.

After reading the article, I'm willing to ignore it to enjoy my initial reaction. X)