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Unread 12-02-2008, 11:00 PM   #231
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Oh, so is this the way you go on Medium difficulty? Because I've only ever seen it done on hard.
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Unread 12-05-2008, 05:52 AM   #232
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CASTLE OF THE GUY!
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I'm starting to think wearing a pink bow, versus all that, isn't such a bad idea.

But hey, the Moon can't come indoors, right?
Actually, the only difference with Medium difficulty is slightly more save points.

You may have noticed a lack of such save points.

Also...


WRONG!

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Oh, so is this the way you go on Medium difficulty? Because I've only ever seen it done on hard.
No.

Let's play then!


Ah, the entrance: A place marking the beginning of one place when people have come from another place!


Fire is such an under-rated killer in I Wanna Be The Guy. Sure you hear about fruit, spike and Moon all the time, but no respect for the pretty fire.


I have to give it to The Guy - he really knows how to prepare a warm welcome.


Through the first timed jet and now we just have to jump over this one at the end!

Good thing there's no convection damage, eh? Those flames look pretty hot.


The Guy really mustn't have done much renovation to the The Castle since Bowser was The Guy. It's very much Bowser's style. He's a dragon-turtle-thing who knows what he likes!

What, didn't you know that Bowser used to be The Guy? He retired.


Timed flame jets on a moving platform? Easy!

Is that all you've got?


NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS

Falling blocks and fire!


Safely through to the end, let's continue to the next room.


Oh.

Ghoulish hand, what are you doing here?

Sometimes I wonder what the rest of these creatures look like... Or does The Guy just go around nailing zombie arms to things?


A weird bug happened here that prevented the fire from appearing.

Disturbing, isn't it?


That's more like it.


Yes, there is a moving platform here! Hard to see through the flame haze.

Now we just effortlessly jump over that timed fire jet and use that tiny slide rail to get to the green ones and climb to the top.


Climb those... vines!

The Kid always looks so happy on them. It's like its his birthday and he was just given a kitten. Adorable!


Wait, what?


OK, I didn't see that coming.

Successfully dodging that Delicious Fruit dropping... cat?... we get to the next section...


THE LABYRINTH OF THE GUY!

Warning: contains Magi-Koopas!

The boulders, spikes and timed flame jets are all fairly self explanatory. You see, boulders are spherical large rocks that due to their shape, sneer at thermodynamics and roll around on a perfectly flat surface at a constant velocity, crushing you horribly on contact. Spikes are a form of pointy object vaguely resembling a shiny triangle that will kill you and timed flame jets are a kind of column of fire, which is hot and will burn you (to death) on touch, but flare and and subside at a constant, or timed rate, allowing you to safely walk over them while they're dormant.

I thought I'd do this section a little differently, so now YOU get to choose the torturous path the Kid will take!

For now, we can jump down that pit or continue to the right.

CHOOSE NOW!
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Unread 12-05-2008, 06:05 AM   #233
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I vote Down the pit. Looks like fun.
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Unread 12-05-2008, 07:01 AM   #234
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Jump over the pit and walk across.

IWBTG isn't so nice as to make the route that LOOKS easiest actually BE easiest, therefore I chose the deceivingly 'safe' path.
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Unread 12-05-2008, 07:55 AM   #235
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Down, down to the depths of Hades with you I say!
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Unread 12-05-2008, 09:34 AM   #236
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Down looks like it has more boulders. I pick that one.
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Unread 12-06-2008, 08:04 AM   #237
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE LABYRINTH OF THE GUY
Last update we were left at the entrance to the Labyrinth of The Guy, a place where everything seems possible and nothing is as it seems.

Frankly, the legendary Minotaur and the possibility of David Bowie are the least of our worries.

We were left with two choices on how to proceed: up, or down.

Er, down or right.

YOU CHOSE...

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I vote Down the pit. Looks like fun.
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Down looks like it has more boulders. I pick that one.
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To the oubliette with ye!


Yeah, I was pretty sure there'd be spikes at the bottom of the pit, but I knew you people wanted to see The Kid go splat again, so here it is. For you.


This time we have a slightly more complex choice!

Diversifying from the outdated concepts of down and right, we have the three options of down and your right or my right.

To make the right choice clear, let's decide which one is left.

Now is the time of choices! The options are:
1: Down
2: Right (climb, taking upper right exit)
3: Left (just jump over spike, taking lower right exit)
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Unread 12-06-2008, 08:09 AM   #238
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I've been following this Let's Play for a while, and I have to say this game is SCARY.

As for where to go, down! Down, in a blaze of fire glory!
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Unread 12-06-2008, 08:19 AM   #239
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I said down to Hades damnit! Away with ye!
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Unread 12-06-2008, 09:36 AM   #240
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Down Down Down!
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