I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game: The Picture Book - Page 29

Jagos · 12-18-2008, 08:38 AM

So...

Someone was saying the Save Points weren't evil?

They lied.

Loyal · 12-18-2008, 09:28 AM

That wasn't a Save Box, that was an Evil Box. It was clearly labeled!

PyrosNine · 12-19-2008, 01:32 PM

An EVIL BOX? I am full of disbelief! Boxes can never be evil! They are friends!

Surely it was just a missunderstanding. Perhaps it was really an Evil Bot. Or, more likely, an Evil Fox! B and F can seem alike if you forget two curved bits!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 12-19-2008, 03:04 PM

It's worse than you know Pyros; More than once, during my forays into the Dark Cloud universe I have come across Evil Chests! Chests I tell you! They reffered to themselves... as Mimics.

Truly, they are a fearsome foe.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 12-19-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

It's worse than you know Pyros; More than once, during my forays into the Dark Cloud universe I have come across Evil Chests! Chests I tell you! They reffered to themselves... as Mimics.

Truly, they are a fearsome foe.

Ahh Hawk. You fail to realize the damned Mimic's hail from an earlier era.

To this day I curse you Dragon Quest.

phil_ · 12-19-2008, 11:03 PM

Mimics were in the 1st edition Monster Manual, doncha know.

Heh, I thought this was "Not Youtubes" for a second and was going to post this. I guess I'll head that way and post it there, too.

Arhra · 12-22-2008, 08:07 AM

I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GUY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyrosnine

An EVIL BOX? I am full of disbelief! Boxes can never be evil! They are friends!

Surely it was just a missunderstanding. Perhaps it was really an Evil Bot. Or, more likely, an Evil Fox! B and F can seem alike if you forget two curved bits!

Actually, once you kill it, it turns into a normal save box.

Also it sounds like Kraid!

Yes, the thing roars at you while its coming to kill you.

Anyway, through that door lies... THE GUY!

We've faced dragons and brains and large burly men and robots and vampires and The Moon to get this far... Are we ready to face The Guy?

Let's look at some speculative The Guys to prepare ourselves!

The Moon has been mocking us the whole time?!

HOW CAN THIS BE?

Mother Brain back and hungry for revenge! And brains!

INCONCEIVABLE!

That's a lot of talk coming from a kid who did a headstand in a bottle of bleach.

SURPRISINGLY PLAUSIBLE!

OK, OK, let's get on with it.

Without any further forgeries, delays or distractions, let me present THE GUY.

This is just some sick game to him?!

WHAT A TWIST!

Yes. What.

The Guy sleeps around.

I never showed you the inventory screen because it was boring.

TRAGEDY!

IT'S ON!

Holy crap his gun shoots big bullets!

Noooo! It's all over!

And The Kid was never seen again.

Thanks for watching everyone!

THE END

Khael! · 12-22-2008, 10:41 AM

No it's not. I see a grenade by those spikes. That can only mean there must be ways to die that you haven't shown us yet.

Loyal · 12-22-2008, 10:44 AM

And the climbable walls must be there for SOMETHING.

P-Sleazy · 12-22-2008, 11:37 AM

I think what he means by "THE END" is that he's never actually been able to beat the guy so he's deciding to end it here because he can't possibly show us the end.

Unless you'd like to prove us wrong, this is what I'll beleive for the rest of my days.

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12-19-2008, 11:03 PM	#286
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	Mimics were in the 1st edition Monster Manual, doncha know. Heh, I thought this was "Not Youtubes" for a second and was going to post this. I guess I'll head that way and post it there, too. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

12-22-2008, 10:41 AM	#288
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	No it's not. I see a grenade by those spikes. That can only mean there must be ways to die that you haven't shown us yet. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

12-22-2008, 11:37 AM	#290
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	I think what he means by "THE END" is that he's never actually been able to beat the guy so he's deciding to end it here because he can't possibly show us the end. Unless you'd like to prove us wrong, this is what I'll beleive for the rest of my days. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!