It Lives!!!!

[Seil]

It says "Service Temporarily Unavailable."

That's exactly how men think.

How can this not end badly?



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[guyy]

Originally Posted by Hawk

The Big Random Gmod Movie of DOOOOOM.... Part 2

Hilarious...especially the Red Dwarf part. But it's made even better by...

Originally Posted by Mike McC

the Benny Hillifier!

BEHOLD AGAIN!!!

The extent to which it lines up with the song is uncanny.

Part 3 is good, too, once it gets past the Chuck Norris bit.

[Regulus Tera]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...deral-bailout/

Originally Posted by CNN

Porn industry seeks federal bailout
Posted: 03:00 PM ET

From CNN's Rebecca Sinderbrand and Mark Preston

Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.


Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.

What a load.

[Kim]

I say go for it. Government bailed out car industry against the will of the people. Did the bank bailout with all sorts of strings attached to that fuck-up, again without the approval of most Americans. While they're giving people who aren't your average Joe free money, why not the porn industry?

[Regulus Tera]

Originally Posted by NonCon

I say go for it. Government bailed out car industry against the will of the people. Did the bank bailout with all sorts of strings attached to that fuck-up, again without the approval of most Americans. While they're giving people who aren't your average Joe free money, why not the porn industry?

The economic collapse has clearly penetrated them deeply. The porn industry needs an injection; they won't be able to swallow these losses forever.

[Mirai Gen]

Originally Posted by Jagos

TF2 Heavy girl?

-edit- Group shot... Heavy girl shortest one. O_o

That's one of the first trans-gendering that actually looks appropriate instead of an excuse to draw Incredibles-style female flash.

EDIT: And I don't just mean of TF2.

[G.I.R.]

"He's a short-sighted skateboarding sorceror whom everyone believes is mad. She's a chain-smoking streetsmart Hell's Angel from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!"

This one made me laugh.

I'd watch this show!

He's a suicidal one-eyed rock star in a wheelchair. She's an enchanted green-skinned nun looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

[Corel]

Books save lives.

[Donomni]

Ha-ha! Doublespeak!

But wow, really? I knew a precedent would be set, but this was unexpected.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Donomni

Ha-ha! Doublespeak!

But wow, really? I knew a precedent would be set, but this was unexpected.

I'm half of the mind that they're doing this just as an in-your-face to prove a point. What kind of self-respecting politician would bail out the porn industry? I mean, can you imagine?

"Senator, do you support pornography?"
"Of course not! It is a vile thing and moral rot and all that other stuff that sounds good to say during an election!"
"Yet you supported a $5 million dollar bailout for the porn industry. How does that factor in?"
*sweats bullets, knowing his career is over*