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Unread 01-22-2009, 02:39 PM   #4481
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OH. MY. GOD. OW.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...s-stomach.html
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Unread 01-22-2009, 02:41 PM   #4482
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The X-ray looks like the man was about to lay an ostrich egg...ouch.
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Unread 01-22-2009, 02:58 PM   #4483
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Well what if he went to the bathroom once and said "I'm gonna take the biggest shit ever." How would they even prove or disprove it?

Actually it's apparently newsworthy if he drops his Blackberry, not a big stretch to assume someone would announce himself Official Presidential Turdmeasurer.
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Unread 01-22-2009, 03:37 PM   #4484
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Hey, that's just a plain nice story of the universe dealing out some karmic justice.

al-Qaeda's goal is to return their society to the medieval era and destroy western civilization, so, what better disease to kill them off than the Middle Ages' most maligned terror?

EDIT: Awesome news story right here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28796183/
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Unread 01-22-2009, 03:45 PM   #4485
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Considering it was a big deal when they saw him (allegedly) with a Microsoft Zune, I'm not surprised someone would claim said title.
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Unread 01-22-2009, 05:53 PM   #4486
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Not to mention Kotaku pumping the Barack Obama Owns A Wii well as dry as they possibly can.

Let's face it; anything Barack Obama touches is sheer glittering gold as of late.
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Unread 01-22-2009, 06:46 PM   #4487
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Not safe for work due to cursing.

But it has a surprise twist. Don't spoil it for anybody else.
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Unread 01-22-2009, 07:24 PM   #4488
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Speaking of Samaritans...
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Unread 01-22-2009, 08:48 PM   #4489
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I cant stop laughing at this
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Unread 01-23-2009, 03:12 AM   #4490
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BEST. TOY. EVER.

I didn't care much until they got to the guns, lightsabers, and karaoke poses.
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