I feel silly for even asking NPF...

[Aanaren]

Have you tried Old Navy? They have some crap but their shirts are generally nice.

[Wyndon]

H&M. It's a great store to realllly build up your repetoire of clothes.

The key to successful fashion is:

a) some sort of color scheme/motif throughout your outfit. It can be as simple as matching the stripes on your shorts to the band around your fedora, but a recurring color theme really reinforces a sense of fashion.

b) Layers. Less so for summer (but can still be applied), Layering up is the key to success. For instance - a plain white t-shirt looks boring. But throw over it a grey pinstripe vest (even better - white pinstripes! Color reinforcement!), some black square glasses (to sort of accent the grey), and plain black pants (color reinforcement with your glasses) and your ace! Throw on a grey beret and you suddenly look intelligent, artsy, and creative.

c) Variety. At least for me, I don't like to just have ONE look. I have my fedora look, my beanie look, my casual look, my "i'm fucking sexy" look, my desert-esque look...just so many of them.

d) Buy clothes with purpose. Don't just buy a shirt cuz it looks cool. Think of how you can work it into an outfit. What would you wear with it?

e) Don't be afraid to be different. Often, you can create your own cool little style (as long as there's some fashion sense in it, of course), that can really turn some heads. Requires a little more creativity, but for example, knowing how to really accessorize can realllly make you stand out. Wearing a shitload of cool bracelets, rings, and a cool necklace can make you look good (if you don't over do it) if you know how to match it - boots, leather jacket, tight jeans.

So yeah. Those are my tips.

[Osterbaum]

Forget fashion. Remember this: naked.

[Fifthfiend]

In my sorrow that we no longer have a Crodevillian I totally forgot that we had a Wyndon.

[BitVyper]

And in his vanity, he foolishly accepted the challenge of Death. That is why Fifthfiend now stalks the night wearing the visage of death, hunting creatures of darkness until the last one falls, and his torment can end.

[Fifthfiend]

I...

what?

[Premmy]

Just walk away man, just walk away and don't make eye contact.

[BitVyper]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I...

what?

Yeah, I guess if I was doomed too live forever, experiencing horrible tortures each night and knowing no rest until my task was complete, I would probably have memory problems too.

[Fifthfiend]

So.... the basket, right? That was where you wanted the lotion put?

[Azisien]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I...

what?

The above encounter is made even more hilarious because of your veliociraptor in a schoolgirl outfit for this one post in particular.