"Free Online Game" Banner Ads - A new low, or an inevitable result? - Page 8

Azisien · 09-07-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synkr0nized

I got it.
For the REAL MMO player:

What creeps me out the most is the Aveeno (?) hand cream beside his PC.

I bet his right hand is soft as a baby's ass.

Pip Boy · 09-07-2009, 02:19 PM

I dunno, I mean, looking at the length of his arm and the circumference of his waistline, he might have a hard time reaching anything down there to apply the lotion to.

Bells · 09-07-2009, 02:25 PM

....And exactly why are we discussing the masturbatory possibilities of a fat naked man on a crappy MMO ad?

Kepor · 09-07-2009, 02:25 PM

Fuck, I can't add anything without taking this into levels of bad I don't want to unleash on the forums. My Lord.

Pip Boy · 09-07-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells

....And exactly why are we discussing the masturbatory possibilities of a fat naked man on a crappy MMO ad?

Because Fifthfiend implied that this conversation couldn't go any lower.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure it was obvious 3 pages ago that this was the only possible ending.

Fifthfiend · 09-07-2009, 02:38 PM

It's Quantum Wrongness Theory. As soon as you think that something is as wrong as it can possibly, something wronger automatically pops into existence.

Pip Boy · 09-07-2009, 02:44 PM

Now I just weep in fear of what may come next now that I've raised the bar like that.

Kepor · 09-07-2009, 02:56 PM

The door was open the moment Loyal drew attention to the banner ads. The photoshopping was faster then expected, but unavoidable all the same. My Lord.

krogothwolf · 09-07-2009, 03:04 PM

You should be glad no one either took goatse and put the play now my lord over the hole. Or 2 girls 1 cup and turned the cup into a button. Or something like that.

BitVyper · 09-07-2009, 03:12 PM

Well the challenge is finding something wronger that won't get you banned.

09-07-2009, 02:25 PM	#73
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	....And exactly why are we discussing the masturbatory possibilities of a fat naked man on a crappy MMO ad? __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

09-07-2009, 02:38 PM	#76
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	It's Quantum Wrongness Theory. As soon as you think that something is as wrong as it can possibly, something wronger automatically pops into existence. __________________ check out my buttspresso

09-07-2009, 02:44 PM	#77
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	Now I just weep in fear of what may come next now that I've raised the bar like that. Last edited by Pip Boy; 09-07-2009 at 02:45 PM. Reason: Naaah, its funny I guess.

09-07-2009, 03:04 PM	#79
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	You should be glad no one either took goatse and put the play now my lord over the hole. Or 2 girls 1 cup and turned the cup into a button. Or something like that. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

09-07-2009, 03:12 PM	#80
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Well the challenge is finding something wronger that won't get you banned. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

09-07-2009, 02:19 PM	#72
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	I dunno, I mean, looking at the length of his arm and the circumference of his waistline, he might have a hard time reaching anything down there to apply the lotion to.

09-07-2009, 02:25 PM	#74
Kepor pretty cool guy Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 814	Fuck, I can't add anything without taking this into levels of bad I don't want to unleash on the forums. My Lord.

09-07-2009, 02:56 PM	#78
Kepor pretty cool guy Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 814	The door was open the moment Loyal drew attention to the banner ads. The photoshopping was faster then expected, but unavoidable all the same. My Lord.