The Order of the Stick Megathread

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by Odjn

Vampire doesn't, half dragon doesn't, and sea trolls according to memory are just aquatic trolls, who take damage from non fire and acid and need to be in water to regenerate.

Hint: Being a vampire gives you undead type. Double hint: Undead are immune to subdual.
Also sea trolls are just trolls with swim speed. this is important as vampires with a swim speed don't have the water restrictions of normal vampires. These last two bits don't apply in 3.5 but 3.5 also didn't have a cr 8 creature with dc 36 poison that does 2d6 dex drain on a +23 bite attack that also does 4d6+10 damage so fuck 3.5