Pokemon Umbral Discussion 18: I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song

[Menarker]

Well, imagine a good morning scene similar to Cronotrigger.

Maria: Renny! Renny! It's time to get up! The sun is beautiful today! *Swoon* Oh, god, I got a bloody headache... A serious need for a drink...
*Opens the blinds and see Renny sprawled eaglespread with his pants down, Rayleen clutching at his chest, Harriette using his leg like a mini body pillow, Whittney clasping his arm affectionately, and Lola practically on top hip to hip.*
"OH GOOD LORD!"

*Not Happening. (Or at least I'm not writing that!)*

And yes, if the Japanese cut to sneeze trope is any indictator, the Jeanette family are the Gene commander.

Originally Posted by Dracorion

Face it: there's nothing you can do to stop Pierce from going on his sex rampage. Save for turning back time or getting AB to come up with some miracle to get Renny out of this situation.

Or you know... Renny's passing out the drinks. Mind be a good time as any to get some of the other girls... like Shizuka. Mind you, it's a risk, but it might be something Pierce/Impact would jump at the chance at, especially if they are drunk.