Pokemon Umbral Discussion 19: I Don't Think Nagarai Will Ever Be Named

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Impact will drink a sip of wine, will watch the party go on, observe everyone else partying for a while, consider how to best pursue his agenda (that's what I'm actually like at parties, minus the wine), get more drunk, consider how to best kill Snorlax (blow out his voice box with the gust blaster, stun him with the electric prod, slice into his stomache, stick the HV rifle into the wound, press the trigger, trust the monster's fat to silence the shots, then get out the flamethrower to finish it off), get megalomania, consider world domination, fall asleep. No interaction with anyone...

Hey, if you're going to launch into a big rant about not breaking deals, remember that you still owe Pierce a Dragon Slave. Pierce offered it back, Impact has to give it as a gift to him to gain his support, or however you want to say it.

Originally Posted by Geminex

However.

If Drac gets Shizuka after just a bit of alcohol, I fucking demand that Impact get Dinner's heart, loyalty and possible virginity after 5 minutes of casual conversation. Or at the very least after several hours of spirited discussion and a single battle. Because I'm fine with everyone else getting their little girlfriends, as long as I get one that can vaporize theirs by complete accident.
PATCA: Because mysoginymysoginymysoginy. [/COLOR]

I'm fairly certain Dinner is underage. It sounds appropriate, anyway. But hey, if you want to do what basically amounts to child rape, go right ahead. Also, Pierce didn't get Shizuka. They had a one-night stand. Whether it becomes something more is something we'll have to see, but AB said Shizuka won't be appearing all that often.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And Drac, if you start interfering with Renny/Lola then some deals will be off.

Oh come on. I was messing with the dude. Besides, we said I wouldn't interfere with Renny/Lola. No one said anything about Renny/Whitney. But that's just an underhanded thing to do and I would never even consider it.

Originally Posted by Geminex

And once Sam has been rescued, Demonic Impact might call her up, to have a chat with her about her experience. And in the course of their conversation Sam might realize, that her experience at the hands of pokebrids has scarred her more deeply than she had realized. New memories might come up, new realizations of what they had done to her. Horrible. Horrible. She, in fact, might even begin to react horribly to even the presence of pokebrids, pokemon and even trainers! Impact would try to help her, of course, and she would fine solace in him. And his genitals.

And then Pierce would have to choose between pokemon or sister, and psychologists would praise Impact for stopping Sam from suppressing the experience, and counselling her effectively.

... You do realize Sam is going to be a NPC that I control, right? And as per our deal you can't mind control her, either.

Originally Posted by Geminex

So Drac?
Don't break your promises.
And Menarker?
Pleasure to work with you in this matter.

Hey. I never promised not to break my promises.