News From The Future: Michael Bay Ruins Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Originally Posted by Mac

You mean a 20% rating on Rotten Tomatoes for Transformers 2?

Man, that movie was awesome. It had everything you could ask for, Explosions, Fights, Optimus Prime getting killed, being resurrected by a power surge(yet they couldn't do that to Jazz?) Shia dieing, getting resurrected by mystical dead transformers. Optimus prime killing the fallen because only a prime can kill a prime....so wait...how did Optimus die...and if Only a Prime can kill a prime, why wouldn't he just smash everyone else by himself? And then they had the humans blow stuff up with there awesome new technology on a battleship, totally destroyed a pyramid too ya know! Oh, and they had a Transformer that could totally transform into a human with a tail! See, the movie was so full of win, how could it only get 20%?

I wonder which turtle will die in the movie? Or maybe splinter will die.....