Ask Black Mage

[Dragonsbane]

Right.........I terrified the goth kids by burning their lousy poetry (and the ones reading it....) with Fire-3..........then drove them into battle against the drow. To make a long story short, goths won, since not many drow cared enough to show up (they didn't like the High Priestess I killed anyway).....now the few surviving goths are standing around, reciting whiny poetry about their wounds and the minor pains of their lives. I now wish to show them the true meaning of pain, what combination of spells would you recommend to massacre them in the most painful way possible?

why do goths hate elves so much, anyway?

And why don't you have a full-time column instead of just a thread? Why does that arrogant Red Mage get his own column, but you are denied one!?