The blood of the gods runs through you! Well, one god anyways.

[Thadius]

First of all every secret I can get will be gotten. Some will be easy, others will be a challenge, and others yet will be annoying beyond your wildest imagination, requiring me cheat just a little bit in order to succeed at the pixel hunt without waiting an hour.

Whatever race/class/alignment you all end up picking is how I'll write it, and believe me, I can write. Oh, I can write. Something tells me I'll be using the character portraits a whooooole lot during this thread. There will be OOC commentary for truly WTF moments or to explain things the character himself could not possibly understand, but we do. I'll try to stick to the game dialogue when applicable, and whenever we pick up actually interesting books/scrolls, I'll transcribe them as much as needed. My poor fingers...

One thing I've learned during my little revisit on another file is that you should not expect me to progress along the main quest quickly. Progressing quickly along the main quest leads to fiery death. No matter the character class, no matter the character race, fiery death is yours if you rush in. Being evil in general means doing things the 'wrong' way and that leads to a fiery death. In fact the noble sidequest is the only way we're going to grow to a state where we can kick any amount of ass at all without dying fiery death. The more you make me kill myself, the more I will grow to hate you all, and the greater chance that I'll NOT do Baldur's Gate 2.

Choose wisely.