If You're Planning To Boycott One Movie This Summer, Make It The Beiber Documentary

[Seil]

Okay.

So apparently there's gonna be a documentary on the life of this kid:



...What!?! What's it going to be about?

"So this is me, like, playing around with Garage Band and Autotune, and this is me putting it on YouTube... Then this is where I get the call from the record company..."

Then there's an actual recording of the call:

"Kid, I've been in the business a long time, and the day some greasy blonde sings about brushing her teeth with a bottle of whiskey is the day I check out of life. I've been watching YouTube clips all day instead of working and was told that if I don't get some work done, I'm fired. So when my boss looked over my shoulder onto my computer, I had your video up and suggested that we contact you, and he said sure."