Pokemon Umbral Theatre 12: On a Very Special Episode of Pokemon Umbral...

[Astral Harmony]

Shizuka: "Pierce is mine!"
Violet: "But I love Pierce and I've having his baby!"
Shizuka: "And I'm having a lot more than you are!"
Chizuru: "Which is curious considering I'm the one he's actually trying to get with."

Lola: "Renny, I think I'm pregnant, and Impact's the father."
Renny: "That sonuva-"
Lola: "Renny, I think I'm pregnant, and Burkmont's the father."
Renny: "But we're still debating whether or not he's your father. So you did your own dad?"
Lola: "Renny, I think I'm pregnant, and Togekiss is the father."
Renny: "Incidentally, Lola, I heard that a delivery of fine Mollesk vintage wine came in the mail yesterday but couldn't find it. Any idea what might've happened to it?"
Lola: "Renny, I think I'm pregnant, and Sophia is the father."
Renny: "...'Kay, I think I know where the wine went."

Anyways, pictures. Yeah.







Yeah, I've clearly lost my mind.