Trollslum Act 1: Welcome to Alternia

Arhra · 11-06-2010, 07:09 PM

> Be the other troll.

It's dark, you're indoors and you're wearing sunglasses. You are a troll on a mission.

What is your name?

> Enter Name

EXCEL DASHACE

Oh yessssss!!!

But that's not really your name. Try again.

IROPHA ZANGES

Your name is IROPHA ZANGES.

You prefer the faster nickname of IRO. In fact, you prefer a lot of things to be fast due to your love of SPEED GAMBITS. You still hope to one day join the elite express post order of the DELIVERATORS, despite your accident.

You enjoy making stuff, meddling with stuff and trying many RIDICULOUS ARTS AND CRAFTS to fill your time.

You are an avid collector of STUFF. Knick-knacks, totems, junk, experience, mechanisms, secrets, favours, people, stuff. As a result you are a fan of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING and numerous COLLECTIBLE GAMES although it is more of an ON AND OFF thing for you.

Your trolltag is hastyExecutor and you SPE^|< IN ^N E><CESSIvELY E><CITE> W^Y!

What will you do?

> Retrieve arms from sleeves.

You... you assholes.

> Retrieve arms from drawers.

Now we're talking.

> Get on to business

You are an enabler in the illicit, unofficial delivery network for BLACKMAIL; packages too sensitive, too dangerous or too embarassing to risk via the ordinary postal channels.

You have a package to deliver.

You have a feeling this is going to be a challenging one.

> Be the addressee

11-06-2010, 07:09 PM	#11
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	> Be the other troll. It's dark, you're indoors and you're wearing sunglasses. You are a troll on a mission. What is your name? > Enter Name EXCEL DASHACE Oh yessssss!!! But that's not really your name. Try again. IROPHA ZANGES Your name is IROPHA ZANGES. You prefer the faster nickname of IRO. In fact, you prefer a lot of things to be fast due to your love of SPEED GAMBITS. You still hope to one day join the elite express post order of the DELIVERATORS, despite your accident. You enjoy making stuff, meddling with stuff and trying many RIDICULOUS ARTS AND CRAFTS to fill your time. You are an avid collector of STUFF. Knick-knacks, totems, junk, experience, mechanisms, secrets, favours, people, stuff. As a result you are a fan of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING and numerous COLLECTIBLE GAMES although it is more of an ON AND OFF thing for you. Your trolltag is hastyExecutor and you SPE^\|< IN ^N E><CESSIvELY E><CITE> W^Y! What will you do? > Retrieve arms from sleeves. You... you assholes. > Retrieve arms from drawers. Now we're talking. > Get on to business You are an enabler in the illicit, unofficial delivery network for BLACKMAIL; packages too sensitive, too dangerous or too embarassing to risk via the ordinary postal channels. You have a package to deliver. You have a feeling this is going to be a challenging one. > Be the addressee __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

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