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[Arhra]

> Reply to Sharl some more

-- butketHed [BH] began trolling hastyExecutor [HE] --
BH: Iropha. d-(^,^)/ I hope you are doing great...
BH: I found some new items. :3
BH: As always, if you are in the mood to check out what I got... Well, you know what we do. $_$
BH: Regardless, I hope you are in the most favorable of positions. Looking forward to hearing from you... Even if you just want to spend time instead. \m/ (^.^) \m/*
HE: SH^^^^^^^RL!!!
HE: I H^vE ^ SURPRISE FOR YOU!!! >:3
HE: OH, ^N> YOU WOUL>N'T |<NOW ^NYTHING ^BOUT SOME C^|<ES, WOUL> YOU?
BH: Oh, fantastic. That is great to know. <(^.^<) "(^.^)" (>^.^)>
BH: I got a few SURPRISES of my own to SHOW you. (~_^)
BH: Anyhow, you want CAKES? Or just knowledge about them... I'm NO GOOD at BAKING, so I would not be the best person to ask about such things... (,_,)
BH: ^,^ However, I FIND a pretty large cake somewhere... Quite a surprise, really. Almost like it FELL off the back of a LOCOMOTIVE... >_>
BH: Still quite EDIBLE once I removed the few dirty parts... :-9 Delicious, I tell you.
BH: May I be so bold to VISIT you at your HIVE shortly or you want to come over to my WAREHIVE? 0w0
HE: JUST C^|<ES IN GENER^L
HE: ^NYW^Y, >ON'T WORRY ^BOUT YOUR TERRIBLE COO|<ING SO MUCH
HE: H^vE SOME OF YOUR FILTHY C^|<E
HE: YOU |<NOW YOU W^NT TO
HE: IT'LL CHEER YOU UP!
HE: ^N> ^ SURPRISE FOR ME?!?
HE: ST^Y WHERE YOU ^RE!!!
HE: I'LL BE THERE vERY SOON
HE: F^STER TH^N THE EYE C^N SEE
HE: TH^T'S HOW IT GOES

hastyExecutor [HE] ceased trolling butketHed [BH]

> Head outside

You have to be on the lookout, keep your reflexes sharp. Your lusus loves to ambush you.

Your lusus is a GYROJETFALCON. It's similar to an animal from another planet that won't exist for millions of years except it's ten times the size, jet propelled and able to shoot rockets.

It's times like these you wish you still had your SWOOPBIKE. But it's in a difficult to get at place and you're missing the RARE PARTS you'd need to fix it up anyway.


> Curse RARE PARTS.

Curse you RARE PARTS, CURSE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!


> Get on with things

You suppose you should make your exit now. The TERMINAL DEADLINE is far away, but this PACKAGE won't deliver itself!


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