"Disney's Cow That Is Made Out Of Cash" or "Bloody Pirates!"

[mauve]

In my book:

PLUS:
-No Will and Elizabeth
-More Jack and Barbossa
-So far, no mention of SON OF WILL AND ELIZABETH joining the party.


MINUS:
-Penelope Cruz. ( Somehow, the "I am a ruthless pirate but also I am very pretty with perfect hair and makeup and I wear perfectly-tailored clothing despite the fact that women didn't wear pants in this time period!" thing annoys me. She doesn't seem... right. I'd prefer Anna-Maria to come back. I liked Anna Maria.)

-Return of the "military figures trying to bully Jack into finding mystical object" plotline.

-Barbossa apparently pandering to said military figures.

-"The kiddies like zombies now. Let's put zombies in our movie. By which I mean, let's do the same Undead Pirate thing we've been doing for the past three movies, but make sure to use the word 'zombie' as often as possible so we can attract the zombie-genre-fans."



I'm still gonna go see it, though, because Jack Sparrow silliness= <3