Pirates: On Stranger(er) Tides

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See, other people who've seen the third (I had to struggle with myself not to use another word, there) Pirates movie seem to sometimes imply that there was an actual fight at the end of it, but I really just recall only two ships going at it in a whirlpool while others just sit at the horizon.

Maybe the movie was so bad I was hallucinating.

Also: I thought the crabs worked better than the cannibals in the second one. However, maybe this new one can do without questionable cartoon interludes altogether.