Pokemon Umbral Theatre 26: Pierce Didn't Die, Big Whoop...

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

I'm not relying on Rage Rocket's like a crutch.

Not yet.

And yet somehow I suspect it'll be our opening move for many a fight.

I wonder how Matt will use that picture to blackmail Charlotte. Also,

Charlotte: "Talk! When is the assassination going to happen?!"
Suspect: "I don't know!"
*Charlotte stabs him in the crotch*
Charlotte: "TELL ME!"
Matthias: "I need five minutes with him."
Charlotte: "What?"
Matthias: "Five minutes."
*Charlotte leaves the room*
*The suspect lets out a ear-splitting scream of horror and Matthias comes out*
Suspect: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Charlotte: "What the hell did you do to him?"
Matthias: "I showed him an excerpt from my Golden Girls slashfic."
*Matt shows it to Charlotte*
Charlotte: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"