The Expendables 2 Has Chuck Norris, that is all.

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Sylvester Stallone as Barney Ross

Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean Vilain[1][2]
Main villain,[3][4] leader of an opposing team of mercenaries.[5] Van Damme had previously been offered a role in The Expendables but failed to come to an agreement with Stallone and ultimately never took part.[6] Commenting on the role, Stallone said "We’ll have a big showdown between me and Van Damme, which has been anticipated for a long time, so it should be a good one."[2]

Jason Statham as Lee Christmas[7]

Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen[7]

Randy Couture as Toll Road

Scott Adkins as Hector

Jean Vilain's right hand man.[8] Adkins was confirmed on September 22, 2011.[9]

Terry Crews as Hale Caesar

Bruce Willis as Mr. Church
In late August 2011, Stallone stated his interest in having Willis return for a role in the sequel — expanding upon his brief cameo in the original — potentially as a "super villain".[10] Willis' was confirmed to be involved in a "substantial" role on September 6, 2011.[11][12] Commenting on the film, Willis said "Hopefully, they'll start shooting it while we're young enough to survive."[13]

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trent Mauser
Stallone noted his intention to have Schwazenegger return for a sequel before the release of The Expendables, stating "If this works, I would love to get him in the next one".[14] Schwarzennegger's involvement was confirmed on September 6, 2011, his "substantial" role expanding on his cameo in the original film.[11] Schwarzenegger filmed his scenes in 4 days.[15]

Jet Li as Yin Yang

Liam Hemsworth
A sniper.[16] Hemsworth was confirmed for the role on September 19, 2011.[17]

Chuck Norris as Booker[18][1][19]

Yu Nan[20] as Maggie

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