OH GOD BIOWARE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

[Solid Snake]

So first Bioware was all like "We're going to have less playable characters in Mass Effect 3 than we did in Mass Effect 2, we can't bring back most of the characters you loved in any halfway decent capacity because we have to make this artificial deadline in 2012. Yeah we could totally spend an extra six months or one year making this game perfect and an ideal blockbuster ending to the trilogy but fuck that shit we want your money."

And I was like, "Okay, okay, I'll live."

Then they were like, "We're going to trump up how Mass Effect 3 is all about the shooting mechanics and we're not going to talk about the story!"

And I was like, "Fuck that shit Bioware, I play Mass Effect for its goddamn story, you get the story back in your game."

And then Bioware was all like "Here's a leaked script of the story! Oops!"

And I was all like "Oh God please tell me you're joking and you deliberately leaked some shitty fake version of the script so everyone would lower their expectations and be blown away by how comparably awesome the game actually is."

(No, I'm not going to spoil anything for you, except to say that I was personally disappointed.)

And then Bioware was like "Hey do you remember Mordin and how he totally had like, the best voice actor in the entire series? Well, we're totally not bringing him back, despite the fact that he wants to come back, because we're skimping out on money, despite the fact that we totally should respect the integrity of this amazing series enough to bring everyone back."

And I was like "Fffuuuuccccckkk..."

And then Bioware...

...And then they...

...they...

And then Bioware did THIS.


WHY, BIOWARE





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