[Boners] Theory: 300 would have been better with gay sex

[Kim]

Liz: Man, you gotta laugh at how homoerotic homophobic things can be. Like, 300 is SUPER homophobic straight whatever the Hell. But if an hour and a half in they just had a big, gay orgy would it really feel out of place?

Terex4: I found it more out of place that they didn't have a big, gay orgy

Krylo: I wouldn't even bat an eye, Liz

Liz: Fuck

Liz: That woulda been such a better movie with a gay orgy scene

Krylo: Hoestly

Krylo: they should have at least had

Krylo: some gay fuckin'

Krylo: in the persian pleasure tent or what the fuck ever

Liz: Some lithe, gay Persians with gold-pierced dicks getting their fuck on

Krylo: Exactly

Krylo: honestly

Krylo: probably shoulda been a couple of them hanging off the king

Krylo: like

Krylo: It'd have totally fit in the setting and the time period

Liz: And the aesthetic

Discuss.