"Jumanji" or "FUCK YEAH, JUMANJI!"

[Seil]

When you were a kid, there were all sorts of great movies; Small Soldiers, Masterminds, Home Alone, and Hook, and Labyrinth, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Gremlins, Ghostbusters and Willow.

But what video had magic board games? FUCKING JUMANJI!



It's got man eating plants and giant bugs and rain indoors...



...And Robin Williams back when he wasn't a bear!



Remember? Remember the awesome? If Michael Bay spent less time ruining Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, we could get a kickass Jumanji remakle that kids today so desperately need:



You could watch Zathura, or Zarathustra or whatever, but that's for lame people who like lame things like lameness.