Man, I just want the ability to make a sandwich so good it causes people to eat it to commit suicide because everything after you eat it is such a letdown in comparison.
SCP-294, see addendum 294q-01. Not exactly a villain power, but considering the SCP Foundation...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifthfiend
Nuklear Power Forums: Less of a Shithole Than Most Other Places on the Internet.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azisien
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR I AM A GIANT SPACE TURTLE!!!"