Beware The Batman... t'hell is this?

[Bells]

Seriously man, i don't like being that guy that is always going "The old ones were bettah!" But... really, way to make the Batman sound like the freaking Punisher.

It's just a teaser, i Know... but teasers matter when making first impressions!

...wait...

Crime-fighting vigilante Batman teams up with swordtress Katana and his gun-toting ex-secret agent butler Alfred Pennyworth to face the criminal underworld led by Anarky, Professor Pyg, Mister Toad, King Kraken, and Magpie.

What? Dafuq is this!?

Yeah, sure... give the non-Lethal warrior 2 lethal sidekicks that can't kill because this is a kid's show... instead of pairing him up with the... oh i dunno.... 7 or 8 actual non-lethal sidekicks the man has had over the years?

Also... Alfred with a gun? REALLY? Bruce wayne should be super comforted to see his Buttler fighting alongside him just like the guy that killed his parents...

Why is Alfrend young looking? Why is Batman fighting Farm Animal Themed villains? What's up with the Katana Girl!? For fuck sakes is Weilding a Katana some sort of Racial trait? Does she have to be Asian to use a sort? What was her alternative Weapon during pre-production? A Bo Staff? Oh no no no... that's been done before by Robin... nice.




Guh, this annoys me to some seriously deep degrees... It seems that once again, DC only knows how to handle their IP's 2 out of 10 times or something like this when not on Comic Book form.