Beachside Story, Chapter I: You savvy, mate?

[Intern Nin]

"What is she, crazy? I not monster, just humble non-suspicious gardener type. You tell her, yes?"

"Hmm, Kug will try. Bear with Kug though, Kug's Amber-tongue* not as good as Kug's Magenta-Tongue**. Or even Kug's Spanish. Kug still remembers the cruel laughter of Kug's cousins."

Kug pulled the ninja lady's face away from his chest and pointed her eyes up to his face.

<Anata no tsuma wa, ?kina shib? kaba, mafur?kuraddo joseidesu! KUG wa... Fuk? wa, watashitachi subete no ue ni suiryoku. ?kina ria KUG de s? 7 chanpur?konbo wa KUG nodesu... Utsukush? haig?sha? KUG wa hij? ni k?tende wa arimasen. Chanpur? no shaberi to, tonikaku mass?jip?r? de senaka ni naifude wa arimasen. KUG, shadouai no taitoru ni ono no ha o sageru koto wa dekimasu ka?>"<Your wife is a big fat hippo, Muffler clad lady! Kug is... the misfortune thrust upon us all. The number seven champloo combo at big rear Kug is Kug's... beautiful consort? Kug is not very curtains. Yapping Champloo is not knife in back at the massage parlor anyway. May Kug lower the hatchet blade to the title of Shadoweye?>"

*Space Fantasy Japanese
**Space Fantasy Central Valley