A Tribute to Two of My Fave Things: 8 Bit and Spider-Man

[Langzae]

Hello, I'm a forumite from Inksandwich and though I've never posted here, I am a longtime fan of 8 bit, and to commemorate this summer in which great comic book movies reign and bad ones fail, I present to you the theme of "Fighter-Man." Also, it is really late:

Fighter-Man, Fighter-Man,
Does whatever a fighter can.
He likes swords of any size,
He believes Black Mage’s lies.
Look out! Here comes the Fighter-Man!

Is he strong? Listen, pal,
He’ll slice and dice you with his monkey style.
He gave Thief all his bucks.
He’s the brain behind "sword-chucks."
Hey there! There goes the Fighter-Man!

He’s been stabbed many times, been hit by the hadoken.
He’s been blamed for crimes… um, Black Mage is his friend!

Fighter-Man, Fighter-Man,
Liker-of-shiny-things, Fighter-Man.
He outfights evil overlords,
Attacking at the speed of swords.
To him, life is the bona fide best!
Wherever there’s a sidequest,
You’ll find the Fighter-Maaaaaaaaaaan!