Wing Wong.

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Sometimes, ladies and gentlemen, boredom leads to this:
(By the way, The Jimmy is me. ^^)

MasterO'Magic says:
Feather dusters will invader Europe. Sweeping clean all the furniture, and raising such a dust storm that it will drive all of the pitiful human race from the area. This will allow the staplers to rule supreme...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
*snorts*

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
O.o

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Nice.

MasterO'Magic says:
They will then proceed to cover everything in paper, and thumbtacks will be forced to punch holes all day long for the ants to crawl through. The ants in turn would build a giant mud robot to terrorize the rest of the Earth...

MasterO'Magic says:
The armies of the humans will lauch nukes, only to be repelled by paper airplanes manned by cochroaches, which can survive the nuke, build a new paper airplane, and fly again. Then the birds will rain white poop down upon the cities...

MasterO'Magic says:
The horrible stench wiping out any humans who are still alive.

MasterO'Magic says:
Sorry. Got bored...

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Bah... All this will not occur if the staplers are destroyed before their dark plan can come to fruition...

MasterO'Magic says:
Not possible. The gophers are ready to repel any attack.

MasterO'Magic says:
And the praire dogs are keeping watch.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
P'fah. Gophers. Please, my Magic master friend... The gophers can easily be repelled by the catfish.

MasterO'Magic says:
But the catfish would not side with the humans that eat them...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Hee!

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Oh, yes they would...

MasterO'Magic says:
And if they did, the true cats would eat every last one of them, since they are already mad at them for using their name.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Feh, the cats will fall to the crows....

MasterO'Magic says:
Which also hate humans, for butchering them, and forcing them to stay in certain pastures, as well as taking their young and the milk that would have fed them.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Pah! You may be a master of magic, but you are apparently not a master of reading...ness. I said CROWS, not COWS.

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Cows?!?!

MasterO'Magic says:
Oh, I was just countering the arguement you were going to say next.

MasterO'Magic says:
The crows would be destroyed by the eagles, which happen to hate their less noble kin.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Hah, eagles have no chance against the crows... They attack in swarms... Have you ever seen a crow swarm?

MasterO'Magic says:
But they are cowards. And the eagles are more used to fighting, as they are a predator, not a lowly scavenger. This also means they have better claws for it...

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
But a crow swarm will devour and destroy anything in its path...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Which species is on the endangered list?

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Oooh... That, my friends, is what we like to call a 'zing'... Nice one, SA! ^^

MasterO'Magic says:
Only b/c the humans took away their hunting grounds. This makes them angrier. THus more vicious.

MasterO'Magic says:
The crows had nothing to do with their downfall either, so that arguement didn't really apply...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
*shuffles feet* heh, it wasn't that funny...but okay.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Strength in numbers, MoM... Two-hundred crows against a few dozen eagles?

MasterO'Magic says:
More than a few dozen. And they are more elite. Besides, the songbirds would join the noble eagles, as they hate the noise the crows make. It disturbs their bueatiful songs.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Hah! Songbirds, although pretty, are cowardly...

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Oh dear...

MasterO'Magic says:
So are the crows. Besides, they would gain confidence in their huge numbers.

The Jimmy: Life will end, but there is no end to time says:
Songbirds don't attack in huge numbers... I've never seen a finch-swarm, have you?

Pretty Kitsune Girl Sasami! says:
Guys...hold on for a minute will you?

MasterO'Magic says:
They would be organized. You've never seen a cochroach fly a paper airplane to take down a nuke either, now have you?