Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT!

[Dragonsbane]

OOC: I learned that spell from Order of the Stick, Dante just happens to use it in chat a lot. Do I need to break out the Klingon pornography to induce madness on our foes, Thaum?

TB, a PM is essentially telepathy.

IC:

Dragonsbane: There is another way to deal with n00bs...use n00bs who have played the game longer. Runescape!

Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001
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Welcome New001
Welcome New001
Welcome New001

New001: OMFG! A bronze dagger!
New001: ZOMG!!! *pwnz0rz* lolololol1111!!!11
L33tpker: LOL! N00bz in Wildy!1!
HaXxmastre: Theyre dead, fuxx0rz!
Gawdess: OMG! Full rune wit addy greataxe!
Pk5l4y4R: Kill de no0bz!111111@@@@##32121!!11!!! *pulls out R2H and smites New001*
New001: OMG! I KILL j00!!! *stabs with dagger, skull appears over head*
Archmagus_DB:...
Pk5l4y4R: *deals 104 damage to New001, New001 dies*
New001: mah dagg3r!!11 n000000
Archmagus_DB: *Fire Wave, 275 damage*
Gawdess: My rmor1 u bstrd111!1 *dies*
HaXxmastre: OMG! v3tr4n!!1 *dies*
Archmagus_DB: pwn3d, b4k4
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
New001: *dies*
HaXxmastre: *dies and respawns* TYPE KILLER! U ****ing ded!11!1!

*Archmagus_DB has logged out...after looting your corpses*

Dragonsbane: That was fun...