01-26-2005, 03:41 PM | #1 |
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My Plan to Destroy BlockBuster
As you all may know, Blockbuster, in order to compete against online rental services, has dropped its late fees. This means that from now on, you can keep your blockbuster movies as long as you wish. Thus, I have come up with this (admittedly fairly obvious) plan to DESTROY BLOCKBUSTER.
I would like everyone to organize a group of people with at least limited monetary funds. Everyone gather as many people as you can find. When you feel comfortable with the group you have gathered, I ask that you all travel to your local blockbuster (together, if possible, in order to instill a sense of awe). I then want you to rent ALL of the movies in the store. Leave, and never return. Why am I trying to destroy Blockbuster? Because I have nothing better to do. It has nothing to do with politics, beliefs, or personal grudges. I just feel like taking down a national video rental store. So, if you all want to join me in my senseless quest, go to your local blockbuster and rent as many videos as you can. If you are rich, then I suggest you rent all the videos in the store yourself, and then open up a video rental place yourself next door. The Leader of the AerodynamicHair Video Liberation Front has spoken.
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