5 minute poetry

Demon with a Glass Hand · 04-28-2005, 04:03 AM

Everything I'm not

A man.
A lover.
A king.
A rook.
Three spaces forward.
Two steps back.
A son.
A brother.
A writer.
A poet.
Living.
Dying.
Laughing.
Crying.
All these things I am
and more.
Sadly,
There is one thing that I am not.

I'm not a ninja.

Author's note: Yeah. I know. I'm also not a girl. Or a transexual. Or a budding porn star. But none of those make for funny punch lines.

I might make a serious version of this one. I kinda like the serious angle it was taking.

04-28-2005, 04:03 AM	#11
Demon with a Glass Hand Cyberpunk Detective Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,477	Everything I'm not A man. A lover. A king. A rook. Three spaces forward. Two steps back. A son. A brother. A writer. A poet. Living. Dying. Laughing. Crying. All these things I am and more. Sadly, There is one thing that I am not. I'm not a ninja. Author's note: Yeah. I know. I'm also not a girl. Or a transexual. Or a budding porn star. But none of those make for funny punch lines. I might make a serious version of this one. I kinda like the serious angle it was taking. __________________ I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I was kind of a big deal around here.

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