Stupid Moments

h4x.m4g3 · 07-14-2005, 10:51 PM

Stupid moments oh man I have a bunch.

In elementary school I was walking down the stairs when my shoe came off. No it didn't just come off it flew off and busted a window.

A year later I'm playing dodge my shoe flies off again and breaks another window.

One day I forgot how to play video games. I kid you not one day I sat there for 15 minutes staring at the opening screen from Legend of Zelda:Orcarina of Time swinging my arm wildly.

I once lit my arm on fire, on purpose, because I thought it would be cool.

I've run into columns, walls, doors, etc routinely.

Every morning this summer I've woken up around 2 P.M. and asked what's for breakfast?

I once tried to make a battery explode by lighting it on fire.

I dropped a stone (one of the big stepping stones) on my toe. It didn't just smush my toe. It ripped out the entire toenail. I still have the nail.

The first day I got my new glasses, as I was leaving school I turn to the teacher and tell her I forgot my glasses. She informs me that I'm wearing them.

I think faster than I type/write, and frequently rephrase my thoughts often, so I often end up with a speed racer (oh no I'm gonna crash oh no. They are bad men, who do bad things) complex or starting one sentance and ending it without another sentance I was going to use 3 paragraphs down.

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07-14-2005, 10:51 PM	#25
h4x.m4g3 Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,152	Stupid moments oh man I have a bunch. In elementary school I was walking down the stairs when my shoe came off. No it didn't just come off it flew off and busted a window. A year later I'm playing dodge my shoe flies off again and breaks another window. One day I forgot how to play video games. I kid you not one day I sat there for 15 minutes staring at the opening screen from Legend of Zelda:Orcarina of Time swinging my arm wildly. I once lit my arm on fire, on purpose, because I thought it would be cool. I've run into columns, walls, doors, etc routinely. Every morning this summer I've woken up around 2 P.M. and asked what's for breakfast? I once tried to make a battery explode by lighting it on fire. I dropped a stone (one of the big stepping stones) on my toe. It didn't just smush my toe. It ripped out the entire toenail. I still have the nail. The first day I got my new glasses, as I was leaving school I turn to the teacher and tell her I forgot my glasses. She informs me that I'm wearing them. I think faster than I type/write, and frequently rephrase my thoughts often, so I often end up with a speed racer (oh no I'm gonna crash oh no. They are bad men, who do bad things) complex or starting one sentance and ending it without another sentance I was going to use 3 paragraphs down.