What videogame characters wouldnt say! (probably been done before)

[GARUD]

PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY RAI!

Here are a few Dynasty warrior ones:
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radio announcer: well Meng Huo, congratulations on winning our tournament. you can now choose your prize. there is the fabulous and hot Zhu Rhong or there is the large Nanman elephant.

Meng Huo: the woman is mighty tempting but i think im gonna go for the elephant.

ra: umm... the elephant is a gag prize, just take the woman.

Meng Huo: im not leaving without my elephant!

ra: umm... (whisper, whisper)...heres your elephant now. um you dont know what an elephant looks like do you?

MH: nope

ra: good!

*a delivery comes in a big box to Meng Huo's door. he opens it and Zhu Rhong comes out*

Zhu Rhong: im an elephant. umm... moo.

MH: i knew they had the elephant. im gonna marry you.
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*the Wu forces are at the top of a hill looking down upon the Wei army*

Sun Jian: one wu solider can beat one wei solider
Cao Cao: alright. one solider, march up there and beat theirs.

*random solider goes up and dosent come back*

Sun Jian: one wu solider can beat two wei soliders
Cao Cao: two men up there, double-time. c'mon, hustle people

*soliders go up and dont come back*

Sun Jian: one wu solider can beat your entire army!
Cao Cao: thats it, everybody up there, now. haste it people.

*the army goes up. after 10 minutes, one injured solider runs back to Cao Cao*

Cao Cao: what happened up there?
Random Solider: we were ambushed sir. there were two of them.
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hwang zhong: why do you talk like that?
wei yan: wei...yan...not...wearing...comfy...undies.
hwang zhong: okaaaaaaay... lets just go out to battle, right.
wei yan: what...is...battle?
HZ: go put your sharp things in the fleshy things, that scream and bleed, over there!
WY: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!
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SUN JIAN IS WALKING THOUGH THE HALLS OF HIS CASTLE AT JIANG DONG. AS HE PASSES ONE OF THE ROOMS, HE HEARS STRANGE NOISES.

***OH YEAH!***
????
***OH YEAH!***
SJ: WTF?
***OH YEAH!***
SSX: WOAH! THATS BIG!

SUN JIAN BARGES IN, ANGRY AS HELL.

SSX: HI DADDY. GAN NING FOUND THE IMPERIAL SEAL IN A WELL AND HAS BEEN MOSOUING FOR 10 SECONDS STRAIT. BIG NEWS HUH.
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