8-bit fanfics

[Jared Todd]

:bmage:*walk* *walk* *walk* We're lost, you know that, right?
:fighter:No we're not. Look, here's a sign. *points it it*
"Armor of Invincibility ahead, inside the Cave of No Return -->"
What the--..!! That's not how the script goes..!!!
Let's go! *runs*
Wah-- ..weh-- .. Fighter; wait up, will you...!? *runs with after him*

Both come upon a cave, and enter it, finding battles with fierce mice and deadly vampire bats that don't actually suck blood from humans, only animals because it's a myth that vampire bats bite humans!
Reaching a light source upon a pedestal, they gasp.
*gasp!* Hey, look, someone's already taken it! I wonder who.....
I think I have a pretty good idea.... *turns and starts walking out*
Wait, hey, don't you want to solve this Martin Mystery??
*stops* You already know who took it. *turns* It was you! *brass instrument chord*
*rubs head* .. you lost me, Mage. Why would I be looking for an Armor of Invincibility I already have? That'd be stupid.
You're stupid! Look at you!
*looks down* ... I'm looking, but all I can see is the cuirass I found the other day in this weird cave I visited and my shiny boots.
... buffoon... *turns and walks away, grumbling*
I like 'em 'cause they're shiny..


I think that's sufficient enough..... I was thinking of their voices as I was typing. This is their personalities as I see them from the earlier comics. The reason BM can't hurt Fighter could be that he already HAS the armor of invincibility. Although that theory's probably been thrown around enough.