NPF Avatars: A God's Madness

[dementedmongoose]

A small mongoose began jumping from noob to noob, biting the occasional one on the ankle or foot. Suddenly, a person appeared in the middle of the crowd, just as the mongoose disappeared. "WTF? \/\/h3r3 d1d h3 c0m3 fr0m?" a noob yelled, which Mongrel answered with a shot of venom to the eyes. Mongrel muttered a quick spell to grow his fangs. Jumping high, he began running on all fours over heads, biting scalps and necks, injecting high levels of neurotoxins into bloodstreams across the mob. So engrossed was he in paralyzing the noobs, that he didn't even realize that he was moving closer to the edge of the mob, or that he was getting closer to someone who most assuredly wasn't a noob. Jumping onto the non-noob's head, he'd barely even opened his mouth when a knapsack swung out over the blonde mage's head, almost hitting Mongrel in the side of his head, fortunately, the speed that came with the package saved him. Almost. You see, that knapsack moved faster than Mongrel expected. So instead of getting a shot to the face, he took a shot to the leg, somersaulting out of control. Jumping back up, he caught sight of them, realizing they weren't noobs. "Sorry 'bout that, kind of wrapped up in it. I'd suggest running, there's some big metal dude crushing the noobs, looks like he might step on us by accident."