NPF Avatars: The Journey of a lifetime

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

"But... You know I get explosive diaorrhea whenever I consume Flamers!" Rhiya protested, while in the back ground a disembodied voice of Arhra muttered "Incidentally, if you have Dire Rats and such as being stronger than just rats, would a stronger Rhiya make her a Dire Rhiya? Get it?"

Pointedly ignoring that voice from the nether hells of the Chat of 8Bit, Rhiya glared in the general vicinity of Arhra, making a note to rain fiery death on hi-err - her later on. Preferrably in Dragon stomach acid. With Flamer chunks. From her rear.

Rhiya shrugged and formed half a shield with her right wing, effectively bouncing off flaming rocks.

"THAT'S CHEATING, YOU BITCH!" the flamer that threw said rocks yelled.

There was a noise that sounded very much like the silence before the storm. There was literally a small sucking noise as the universe - or Nuklear Power Forums, at least - seemed to take a deep breath and wait.

"Right... What did you call me?" Rhiya said nicely, blocking more incoming shots. Those nearby could see the RFS thermometer rising slowly but surely.

RFS: 40

"YOU'RE A GODDAMNED NOOB, Y'KNOW? NOT TO MENTION THE BIGGEST BITCH AROUND!"

RFS: 60

"Uh huh? But what's that to you?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU BITCH!"
More stones and one large charring stick.

RFS: 80

"Sooo... people would want to listen to you?"

"GO TO HELL, BITCH! YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE THE NETHER-REGIONS OF LAZYMAN'S UNDERARM!!"

RFS: 500

"I WHAT?!"

**The following scene has been cut out due to extensive, horrific violence and blood-shedding, extreme language, and occasional puns that would not be fit even for the deepest pits of pun hell.***

Several bloody and gory seconds later, Rhiya's blood-red rage diminished to a mere 50 RFS. She swayed a little, still covered from head to toe in carnage of at least 10 or more of the Flamers. Rhiya looked down.

"... I seem to be wearing an intestinal scarf, a flamer's skin as a cloak and another pair of eyeballs as earrings," Rhiya said as she passed out on her feet and collapsed.