NPF Avatars IV, Chapter V: Beyond the Wall of Teeth

[POS Industries]

"Also if I may ask, who is Smitty?"

Rei, smiling warmly, turned to Pyros to answer his query. "Smitty is the night janitor at the POS Industries main office," she explained, "While we were monitoring your groups progress, it became apparent that you it had become necessary to clothe you. Pe-chan said he didn't need you running around in your birthday suit on any of his video footage. Smitty's jumpsuit looked like it would fit you well enough, and it was readily available in the third-floor janitor's closet. And don't you just look so handsome!"

The android giggled merrily as some of the strange fruit caught her eye. Picking something off of the nearest tree, Rei sniffed it slightly, then eyed it for a moment as her ocular scanners tried to ascertain exactly what the fruit was made of.

Failing that, she took a bite.

"Mmm...." she chewed slowly before finally swallowing, "I wouldn't recommend eating this. I can't say what in this would or wouldn't react badly in each of your digestive systems, but I can tell you that it tastes like those 'Beggin' Strips' things...."

Contemplating how odd all of that was, Rei continued eating.