Sooooo.

[Osterbaum]

Okay, you're never allowed to name a child, ever. Jesus fuck, why not just call him Swirlietarget McWedgiepants and be done with it?

Oh, I haven't even started yet.

Also, inasmuch as it's still up for discussion, but as far as names go - I'm pretty sure every boy growin' up at some point or another wishes his parents had been cool enough to name him Chainsaw.

Come on, you know it's true.

Oh, I'm totally with this suggestion. Take it in to consideration. And if you guys don't like Chainsaw, call him (if it is a he) Moottorisaha.

We, as the forum, collectively own it?

It could be communism, taken to a whole new level.