Power Rangers RP

[Fifthfiend]

No I mean, for super-serious:

The Gearhead Ranger

Name: Chug "Wentley Quailingsworth" Chugalug

Age: 34

Appearance: Notable features include handlebar moustache, knuckle scars. Wears leather vest (shirtless), aviator sunglasses, chewing tobacco.

Relatives: Several illegitimate children

Weapons: Lynrd Skynrd belt buckle (power morpher), spanners, pipe wrenches, a power circular saw, Pabst Blue Ribbon, patriotism, his mullet.

Zord: The GTOZord

Zord Powers: All-American muscle, fueled by the soul of Lee Iacocca himself

Hobbies: Getting drunk, fixing cars, beating up Corwin Weber, hating Communism.

Backstory: In his sixth senior year at Angel Grove High, Chug was banging the principal's wife on the hood of his Ford Thunderbird when he was called by Destiny as the only dude bad enough to ride the GTOZord. Joins up because he thinks he's fighting the Space Commies.

It has been known to happen on occasion that someone will approach Mr. Chugalug and say to him "Whassamatter there, Wentley Quailingsworth, did your duckie fly away?" And then he stoves the person's head in with a disc-brake caliper. The reasons for this are unknown.


I really can't state strongly enough how sincerely I want to be Megazord's crotch.