NPF Avatars 5 - The Universe, Breaking Us Down

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Engaging in close combat with amorphous blobs of elemental spewing gunk was a risky business, but somehow Hawk was pulling it off surprisingly well. He dodged, he rolled, he leapt about like a loon, slicing and dicing through the opposition, all the while barely avoiding fire and ice and electric shock. It looked like something from a really wierd action movie. With swords. And jams. Actually it looked more like something from Devil May Cry right now, as Hawk again switched weapons on the fly in an instant and began engaging in a spot of gunplay, just to mix up the action a little bit and go for the "Stylish" rating.

The Peacemaker fired again and again into the (belly?) of a yellow flan, pulverising it with every shot before Hawk holstered the gun and rolled out of the way of an ice blast. Coming out of the roll he stayed crouched, the Ascalon shooting out in halberd mode and piercing a fire flan. With another swipe Hawk flung it from the end of his sword and it collided with an ice flan with a wet smacking sound, the two jams cancelled each other out and liquidized into goop. Hawk was on the move again before they had even contacted, leaping over yet another flan (giving it a half-hearted stab with his blade in the proccess) and then went into another roll, this time to avoid an over-sized spinning top.

"Hey, watch were you're steering that thing!", he called out to Mime, but the distraction had broken his concentration, a single ice jam had snuck up on him and clamped down on his leg, freezing it numb instantly.

"OOHHH, collldd!!", he gasped, turning around and drawing his Warbringer, barely keeping his ballance as the damn thing began to chomp on his leg like The Blob. He brought the Glock to bear and unleashed a fury of lead directly into the jam, and at this close range it had significantly more impact. He held the trigger down, pumping rounds into, blasting the creature into thousands of pieces, ice blue stickyness flying everywhere. Eventually he was able to yank his leg out from what was left of the thing and retreated even as the creature began to reform.

I need a weapon that can deal with these things, but what kind of weapon can defeat fire, ice AND electricity? And then it hit him, he put away both of his weapons and drew the OG.

"Super-soaker 4000", he told the white rife and immediately it transformed into the massive, brightly colored watergun. A slight grin flashed across his face as he levelled the weapon, already primed (naturally), and opened up a continous spray of powerful water. He spun slowly in a circle, covering everything in the near proximity in the powerful jetstream. Steam hissed up from the fire flans, their heat dimminished. The thunder flans short-circuited, their energy no longer containable. The ice flans froze themselves to the spot, their own magics working against them.

The effects of his plan evident, Hawk began to move again, spraying anything vaguelly jam shaped with water that never seemed to run out. Oh and a few npfers, just for kicks.