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Unread 10-23-2007, 05:16 AM   #11
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After a few hours of arguing (Arguing and long pauses to be exact), it was decided that Doppler was scum. As the government executioner prepared to do his job Doppler began yelling.

"I'm a doctor guys! I swear it! I have a degree and everything!"

"Maybe we should look into this...", suggested one of the mob.

Unfortunately, it was a bit late, a shot rang out and Doppler fell on the ground, dead. A small piece of paper reading "Black Coat Membership" fell out of his pocket; along with a degree in medicine (I wonder why he carried them around). This means that he was the Gang Doctor, Gang Aligned.
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Masked Jedi was walking along through the streets of the city, he needed to get to the meeting point, his love was waiting. Suddenly a hooded figure appeared in front of him. It dropped a small metal sphere and quickly ran away. Jedi recognized the bomb, and began running away. Unfortunately, a few seconds later, a laser shot through his stomach.

Up on the rooftops a bespectacled figure grinned. "It seems to have worked perfectly, now, to flee."

The bomb exploded, flinging Jedi's corpse into the air. Three streets away, the hooded figure snickered.

On the other side of town, "Arthur" was preparing for his hit. "Tonight is the day everything comes together. Red Fighter won't be surviving another day." Suddenly he was grabbed from behind.

"Sorry, the other guy ran off, so we need another volunteer. Don't worry, it'll be great fun." The figure dragged Arthur off into the night.

All of you wake up in the morning to find Masked Jedi's ragged corpse. You could only recognize the body by the note you found in his pocket. It was a love note, which he had apparently intended to send out that night. It spoke of how he would give up his life of crime in order to be with her, and how they would run away together. From this you conclude that he was the: Mafia Lover, Mafia Aligned and Lovers Aligned.

Today's newspaper is written in a very odd way. The reporter seems to have confused the words "me" and "I" as he wrote about Nikose. The article spoke about the handsome and dashing (these being the reporters words) Nikose, should be honored forever. It also spoke about his death at the hands of his enemies, who were jealous of his awesomeness. The oddest thing was that Nikose seems to be alive and unharmed, though a bit worried about something.
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